Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Dont Blink :) Have fun :) Laugh A LOT :) and never hold in a fart for to long.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Cell phone, chapstick, IPOD, Good food, and cum stained panties.
The Bible, The twilight series, The Harry Potter Series, The BFG, Holes, He's just not that into you, Be honest you're not that into him either.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I wait for elementary to school kids to walk by and then I trip them.
Interview with an Assassin,Natural Born Killers, Sin City, Tank Girl, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Chicago, Juno, Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, Clockwork Orange, Black Snake Moan, Memento, Corrina Corrina, Camile, Domino, V for Vendetta etc etc
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Have sex in a bed of a pick up in route? Have a threesome in a tattoo shop bathroom? I dont know, you pick.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
It would be there with you...stroking you off :)or in front of my TV watching reruns of Beverly Hills 90210 accompanied by a bag of cheese puffs.
Singing, Painting, Reading, Camming, Trying new foods (favorite is Persian! YUM!), Sculpting, Dancing, Photography, Gaming, Texting, and most importantly, making people laugh.
I can blow smoke rings...I can blow just about anything, I can beat anyone at call of duty (any of them), I can make you smile, and I can out eat anyone.
Sense of Humor, nice build, sensitive but also knows how to stick up for himself, chiselled chests and big guts I like them ALL!
In a black van with extremely tinted windows and two men constantly asking me if I want a lolly.
Turn ons- laughter or the ability to make me smile, empathy, boldness, complimentative (Lord I hope that is a word), strong.
Turn offs-your mom.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Give me one good reason why you shouldn't.