Meaning of Life:
bacon.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
fap fap bacon fap fap
Favorite Books:
How to Deal With Being so Awesome
What I Like To Do For Fun:
fap fap fap fap fap
Favorite Songs:
Anything that makes my ass bounce.
Favorite Movies:
The filthy kind
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
fap fap fap fap fap ohai officer!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Between GlitchBitch's massive tits
Hobbies:
fap fap fap fap fap
Talents:
fap fap fap fap fap
Perfect Mate:
One that's tied up.
Perfect Date:
Shut up and take my money!
Turn Ons/Offs:
Switches and buttons
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I will blow your fucking mind!