Interests & Hobbies
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
I got an 82 Fiero with a carseat in the middle, broken down on the interstate. I gotta beer stained Tshirt lookin like Joe Dirt. No sleeves, can't read, doesn't even phase me. Naked sleeping like a baby tonight. Passed out on the floor, sorry just don't work no more. Gettin trailer trashed tonight.
Cause I'm a Lowlife and I'm lovin it. I got the whole damn world in the palm of my hand.
Favorite Books:
I really like to read the Playgirl issue I was in. February 1998
Favorite Songs:
If U believe the above U are EZ to fool
Favorite Movies:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svUZQ9IhGHU
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I married the 3rd cousin of Beelzebub himself. U would think during sex, doggy style I would have noticed the wings. Clearly I wasn't that observant. Thankful for state approved marriage do-overs. Minus the having to give her half part.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm great at getting head.