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Feeling generous? You can have a gift sent right to my door of things I want & need from my Amazon Wishlist.
The kind souls who do send me something should remember to shoot me an MFC mail and you could get photos of all the happiness you've caused.
I'm just someone who likes to enjoy things, nice and slow. In my experience I've found very little reason to rush when things can be
enjoyed much deeper and to greater satisfaction when one is very thorough. If you are of a like mind I hope you stay a while and enjoy yourself.
Aperture Science is a reference to the popular puzzle game, Portal.
Sadly, Portal is not discussed that often in my room because there's generally nothing new to say.
My breasts are indeed natural in size and form, thank you for noticing ;)
I don't speak out loud to the camera, ever. I'm just shy =)
I rarely ever have a room goal so it would be a waste trying to push me into something.
Rules of the Enrichment Center: May you be enriched.
If I feel that you need banned I will ban you. If you feel I made a mistake, please feel free to send me an MFC mail.
I don't play music/add to friends list/PMs/view cams/do public shows for tips
I do not show my kitty in public, nor do I go topless often or for long.
I do not do anal/fisting/roleplay/degradation. Not even for teeps bb.
MFC is not a dating site. Please, do not fall in love with me.
I abide by all MFC rules. Please do not request anything against the rules.
I enjoy myself best with friends in private. If you are my friend please email me for your first time speech.
Please do not beg for anything, especially empty handed.
A minimum of 3 visits and chat/token contribution before I will add you to my Friends List. This is almost totally arbitrary-I must like/remember you. Be memorable!
TLDR Version: Please add to a relaxing environment everyone can enjoy or you may find yourself out in the cold.
Still Alive Appy Style: Still Here by Incetardis
There was this rumour,
A hot geeky girl on MFC.
It's hard to overstate anticipation.
She takes off her top so we can fap.
It's for the good of all of us...
...except the ones who are banned.
But you won't get punished after every mistake,
Just for being fucktards and for mentioning cake.
So the losers get culled, Red is rocking the world
Of the people who are still around...
She isn't called BB,
That gets her so incensed right now,
Like the guys who have no sense of humour.
THEY SHOT OUT HER VOCAL CHORDS IN 'NAM
And she can't stand up because
She lost her knees as a kid...
Now a topless Appy is a wonderful sight,
Makes us get up early and we stay up at night
We're so glad we stayed, think of all the friends we made,
We're the people who are still around...
...go ahead and leave us...
It must be like 4am your time.
Maybe we'll find someone else to fap to?
HEY BB SEND ME TEEP, OKAY?
...someone mentioned cake again,
He's getting banned in the face.
Look at you, all tired, so you're heading to bed,
We'll just wait until we get to hang out with Red,
We've got presents to wrap, and we're gonna need naps,
'Cause we're going to be still around...
We're hating Rule 6, but we're still around...
We're posting otters and we're still around...
Your hypno-goggles keep us still around...
You're using roofies but we're still around...
SUPER EFFECTIVE! but we're still around...
We're missing Appy so we're still around...