Don't want to miss another second? BIO:
Well, I have a fetish for folks jacking it to me. I am pretty good conversation if you are down
for it and able to keep pace. I almost never sleep and I watch an ungodly amount of porn.



FAQ:
Aperture Science is NOT a reference to photography; but to a popular puzzle game, Portal.
Portal is NOT all I talk about in my room and at this point I prefer it if you never mention it to me again.
YES. My tits are naturally this size.
NO. I don't talk audibly in my room. THE END.
I will rarely ever have a room goal posted so don't waste your money trying to guilt me into getting naked.



Rules of the Enrichment Center: Learn em. Live em. Love em.
If I feel like you need banned I will ban you. End of story.
Minimum to suggest anything is 55 tokens but it's just that: a suggestion.
If during a slow tease you decide you want to tip the 55 tokens for tits right now, kindly know you have wasted your money. No, *really*.
I do not show my kitty in public ever and I don't go topless often or for long.
I do NOT do anal since I wish to avoid wearing diapers as long as possible nor fisting for similar reasons. Not even for teeps bb.
MFC is NOT a dating site. Please do not fall in love with me.
I abide by all MFC rules. If you don't know them, go read them. You don't like it, go away.
I enjoy myself with friends in private. If you are my friend email me for your first time speech and PM to request again.
Don't beg for anything, especially if you're a basic.
A minimum of 3 visits and chat/token contribution before I will add you to my Friends List. This is totally arbitrary-I must like/remember you so; Be memorable!

TLDR Version: Don't be an asshole. Be clever and
interesting when contributing to chat...'cause everyone else there is kick ass




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Still Alive Appy Style: Still Here by Incetardis

There was this rumour,
A hot geeky girl on MFC.
It's hard to overstate anticipation.
ApertureScience
She takes off her top so we can fap.
It's for the good of all of us...
...except the ones who are banned.

But you won't get punished after every mistake,
Just for being fucktards and for mentioning cake.
So the losers get culled, Red is rocking the world
Of the people who are still around...
She isn't called BB,
That gets her so incensed right now,
Like the guys who have no sense of humour.
INSENSITIVE BASTARD
THEY SHOT OUT HER VOCAL CHORDS IN 'NAM
And she can't stand up because
She lost her knees as a kid...

Now a topless Appy is a wonderful sight,
Makes us get up early and we stay up at night
We're so glad we stayed, think of all the friends we made,
We're the people who are still around...

...go ahead and leave us...
It must be like 4am your time.
Maybe we'll find someone else to fap to?
Maybe Romanians?
HEY BB SEND ME TEEP, OKAY?
...someone mentioned cake again,
He's getting banned in the face.

Look at you, all tired, so you're heading to bed,
We'll just wait until we get to hang out with Red,
We've got presents to wrap, and we're gonna need naps,
'Cause we're going to be still around...
We're hating Rule 6, but we're still around...
We're posting otters and we're still around...
Your hypno-goggles keep us still around...
You're using roofies but we're still around...
SUPER EFFECTIVE! but we're still around...
We're missing Appy so we're still around...
...still around...
...still around.