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Beloved Pan, and all ye other gods who haunt this place, give
me beauty in the inward soul; and may the outward and inward
man be at one. May I reckon the wise to be the wealthy, and
may I have such a quantity of gold as a temperate man and he
only can bear and carry. - Need I say anything more?
The prayer, I think, is enough for me.
- Socrates

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M.C.: [Singing]

Willkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome!
Fremder, Etranger, Stranger,
Glucklich zu sehen,
Je suis enchante,
Happy to see you,
Bleibe, reste, stay.
Willkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome!
Im Cabaret, Au Cabaret, To Cabaret!

M.C.: [Speaking]

Meine Damen und Herren,
Mes dames et Messieurs,
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Comment ca va?
Do you feel good?
Ich bin euer Conferencier!
I am you host!
Und sagen.

M.C.: [Singing]

Willkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome!
Im Cabaret, Au Cabaret, To Cabaret!

M.C.: [Speaking]

Leave your troubles outside.
So life is disappointing, forget it!
In here life is beautiful.
The girls are beautiful.
Even the orchestra is beautiful.

[The Band plays]

M.C.: [Speaking]

And now presenting the cabaret girls!
Heidi, Kristina, Mouzy, Helga, Betty und Ingrid.
Each and everyone a virgin--
You don't believe me,
Well, do not take my word for it,
Go ahead, ask Helga!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Outside it is winter, but here it is so hot
Every night we have to battle to keep the
girls from taking off all their clothing
So don't go away ...
who knows tonight we may lose the battle
Ha ha ha ha ha ha

GIRLS: [Singing]

Glucklich zu sehen,
Je suis enchante,
Happy to see you--

[Girls Dance]

GIRLS: [Singing]

Willkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome!
Im Cabaret, Au Cabaret, To Cabaret!

ALL: (whispering)

M.C. [Speaking to introduce the other players]
GIRLS: [Singing in background]

Willkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome!

Fremder, Etranger, Stranger,

M.C. [Speaking]:
Hello stranger

GIRLS: [Singing]

Glucklich zu sehen,
Je suis enchante,
Enchante, Madame!

COMPANY: [Singing]

Happy to see you,
Bleibe, reste, stay.
Wir sagen
Willkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome!
Im Cabaret! ...
Au Cabaret! ...
To Cabaret! ...

FAQ List

If you have questions, look through my list of FAQ below. The Tip Menu below also answers many questions members have about what I will do, and for how much I will do it.

Is this real?

This is as real as it ever gets on the Interent, which is to say that it is of questionable reality.

You have password galleries? What is that all about?

Well the short and rather unhelpful answer is that you can get the password from me, and then look at the galleries to draw your own conclusions. To give you a better answer to your qustion. the galleries show a number of artistic model poses that I have encouraged various models to try. I keep the galleries password protected so I can know to what models I showed the galleries, and to prevent just any model from looking and copying what I hve offered other models as guidance.

Will you open my cam?

I like watching model cams in privates, groups, and in public chat.

Cams from other members present something of a challenge, I am willing to open yours, but I do have two rules:

  1. When I open it, I also want to see your face.

  2. Please don't request that I open your cam without transferring me .

    Also, please message me that the tip is for opening your cam.

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Dialogues of Plato
The School of Athens (Detail) by Rafael [Public Domain Image]

Plato, the greatest philosopher of ancient Greece, was born in Athens in 428 or 427 B.C.E. to an aristocratic family. He studied under Socrates, who appears as a character in many of his dialogues. He attended Socrates' trial and that traumatic experience may have led to his attempt to design an ideal society. Following the death of Socrates he travelled widely in search of learning. After twelve years he returned to Athens and founded his Academy, one of the earliest organized schools in western civilization. Among Plato's pupils was Aristotle. Some of Plato's other influences were Pythagoras, Anaxagoras, and Parmenides.

Plato wrote extensively and most of his writings survived. His works are in the form of dialogues, where several characters argue a topic by asking questions of each other. This form allows Plato to raise various points of view and let the reader decide which is valid. Plato expounded a form of dualism, where there is a world of ideal forms separate from the world of perception. The most famous exposition of this is his metaphor of the Cave, where people living in a cave are only able to see flickering shadows projected on the wall of the external reality. This influenced many later thinkers, particularly the Neoplatonists and the Gnostics, and is similar to views held by some schools of Hindu dualistic metaphysics.

Plato died in 347 B.C.E. In the middle ages he was eclipsed by Aristotle. His works were saved for posterity by Islamic scholars and reintroduced into the west in the Renaissance. Since then he has been a strong influence on philosophy, as well as natural and social science.

Although the exact order of the dialogues is not known, the following is a consensus ordering based on internal evidence:

Early Dialogues

In these dialogues, Socrates is the central character, and is believed to be expressing his own views. These are the only remaining record of Socrates' teachings; hence these are known as the <cite>Socratic dialogues</cite>.

Apology (the Death of Socrates) translated by Benjamin Jowett [1871]

Crito translated by Benjamin Jowett [1871]

Charmides, or Temperance translated by Benjamin Jowett [1871]

Laches or Courage translated by Benjamin Jowett [1871]

Lysis, or Friendship translated by Benjamin Jowett [1871]

Euthyphro translated by Benjamin Jowett [1871]

Ion translated by Benjamin Jowett [1871]

Middle Dialogues

In these dialogues, Plato begins expressing his own views, in the guise of Socrates. The Symposium and Republic are the most important works in this period.

Gorgias translated by Benjamin Jowett [1871]

Protagoras translated by Benjamin Jowett [1871]

Meno translated by Benjamin Jowett [1871]

Euthydemus translated by Benjamin Jowett [1871]

Cratylus translated by Benjamin Jowett [1871]

Phaedo translated by Benjamin Jowett [1871]

Phaedrus translated by Benjamin Jowett [1871]

Symposium translated by Benjamin Jowett [1871]

Republic translated by Benjamin Jowett [1871]

Theaetetus translated by Benjamin Jowett [1871]

Parmenides translated by Benjamin Jowett [1871]

Late Dialogues

The later dialogues are deeper developments of the philosophy expressed in the earlier ones; these are the most difficult of Plato's works.

Sophist translated by Benjamin Jowett [1871]

Statesman translated by Benjamin Jowett [1871]

Philebus translated by Benjamin Jowett [1871]

Timaeus translated by Benjamin Jowett [1871]

Critias translated by Benjamin Jowett [1871]

Laws translated by Benjamin Jowett [1871]

The Seventh Letter translated by J. Harward [1928]

Other Resources

The Complete Works

The full texts of Plato's dialogues online:

Perseus Project
Greek Texts with each word
linked to a lexicon.

Thesaurus Linguae Graecae
Online Greek texts - Pick a font
then search for Plato

Library of Ancient Texts Online
Greek texts with various
English and French Trans.

MIT Internet Classics Archive
English Text - Some dialogues are incomplete with the endings cut off.

Alex Catalogue
Various Text sources

Last Days of Socrates

Euthyphro, Apology, Crito, Phaedo
Hyperlinks in text to glossary
and comments

Project Gutenburg
English Text
Use HTML format

Plato's Republic
Columbia University

Episteme Links
Various Text Sources

Platon Dialogues
(texte grec et traduction Franaise)

Obras Completas de Platn
por D. Patricio de Azcrate

Platon's smmtliche Werke
bersetzt von Mller und Steinhart
Holen Sie sich alle fnf Bnde im PDF
von Google Books. Die PDF-Link
ist in der oberen rechten ecke.

directors chair with megaphone and clapper board on a wood floor under a spotlight

Didn't see what you were looking for here? The Internet has many resources about the Platonic Dialogues.

If you want your own personalized video (or anything, really. As long as it sounds good to me and is something I'm willing to do), contact me and we'll discuss the price. We will need to discuss a custom video in detail before you make any tip for it.

Typically, a custom video will be viewed by you exclusively. However, I do retain all rights to videos, and I may choose to make your custom video available for purchase on MFC.

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Meaning of Life: Doing the best you can at what you enjoy most doing without doing harm to yourself or others.
Five Things I Can't Live Without: [1] cannot live without air for more than three minutes.
[2] cannot live without shelter for more than three hours in extreme temperatures.
[3] cannot live without water for more than three days.
[4] cannot live without food for more than three weeks.
[5] cannot live without sleep for more than three hundred hours.

Favorite Books:
  1. Chandler, Raymond. Bay City Blues (1938)
  2. Chandler, Raymond. Farewell, My Lovely (1940)
  3. Chandler, Raymond. Finger Man (1934)
  4. Chandler, Raymond. Five Murderers [Collection] (1944)
  5. Chandler, Raymond. Five Sinister Characters [Collection] (1945)
  6. Chandler, Raymond. Goldfish (1936)
  7. Chandler, Raymond. Guns at Cyrano's (1936)
  8. Chandler, Raymond. I'll Be Waiting (1939)
  9. Chandler, Raymond. Killer in the Rain (1935)
  10. Chandler, Raymond. Killer in the Rain [Collection] (1964)
  11. Chandler, Raymond. Mandarin's Jade (1937)
  12. Chandler, Raymond. Nevada Gas (1935)
  13. Chandler, Raymond. No Crime in the Mountains (1941)
  14. Chandler, Raymond. Pearls Are a Nuisance (1939)
  15. Chandler, Raymond. Pickup on Noon Street (1936)
  16. Chandler, Raymond. Pick-Up on Noon Street [Collection] (1953)
  17. Chandler, Raymond. Playback (1958)
  18. Chandler, Raymond. Red Wind (1938)
  19. Chandler, Raymond. Red Wind [Collection] (1946)
  20. Chandler, Raymond. Smart-Aleck Kill (1934)
  21. Chandler, Raymond. Spanish Blood (1935)
  22. Chandler, Raymond. Spanish Blood [Collection] (1946)
  23. Chandler, Raymond. The Big Sleep (1939)
  24. Chandler, Raymond. The Curtain (1936)
  25. Chandler, Raymond. The Finger Man and Other Stories [Collection] (1946)
  26. Chandler, Raymond. The High Window (1943)
  27. Chandler, Raymond. The King in Yellow (1938)
  28. Chandler, Raymond. The Lady in the Lake [novel] (1944)
  29. Chandler, Raymond. The Lady in the Lake [story] (1939)
  30. Chandler, Raymond. The Little Sister (1949)
  31. Chandler, Raymond. The Long Goodbye (1953)
  32. Chandler, Raymond. The Man Who Liked Dogs (1936)
  33. Chandler, Raymond. The Raymond Chandler Omnibus (1953)
  34. Chandler, Raymond. The Simple Art of Murder (1950)
  35. Chandler, Raymond. The Simple Art of Murder [Collection] (1950) [dir]
  36. Chandler, Raymond. Trouble is My Business (1939)
  37. Chandler, Raymond. Trouble is My Business [Collection] (1950) [dir]
  38. Chandler, Raymond. Try the Girl (1937)
What I Like To Do For Fun:

You know you are a cam girl when:

  1. you just cant BELIEVE you ONLY made 50$ an hour

  2. When you turn down going out with friends because the thought of getting all made up for free annoys you.

  3. When two hot guys, one after another, check you out while you're choosing vegetables in the store and you don't think "I must look good today" but "I wonder if they saw me online...?".

  4. ...when sexual things that would normally gross people out seem totally normal to you.

  5. Everytime you pee you think your pissing money down the drain.

  6. shave your legs/armpits everyday!!

  7. When go to cam advice forums, the common questions asked about being a cam model you answer over and over again in topics about the same questions.

  8. When your back aches and your eyes burn, and you don't want to log off!

  9. ....when you freak out when someone uses your real name.

  10. when u start putting lipstick in your mouth just for go to shopping or when u stop by a sex shop and u think all toys are great

  11. when a week goes by and you realize you havent left the house the whole time

  12. when you go on shopping sprees at sex shops

  13. when you dream the private bell sound, you cherish your time more than regular people and you're excited about earning money.

  14. when go to SW for advice about work

  15. When you are ridiculously afraid of the "sync" buttons on your phone and on social networks.

  16. When you check 4 times to make sure that titty tuesday photo did not somehow make it to your facebook.

  17. When you answer the things normal real life people say with stupid cam answers, "Your hair looks nice" "WHY THANK YOU YOU SWEET HANDSOME MAN" "Would you sign for this?" "I can think of a few things I'd do for this" "Paper or plastic?" "What pleases you pleases me!"

  18. When you're doing something strange and think, "I bet that's a fetish".

  19. Bun i do all of that OMG...LMFAO. The other day I "LIKED" a cammodel directly from the site she was on, and forgot to switch facebook accounts.

    2 months later i notice my like, and immediately erase it.... no no-one said anything yet..LMFAO

  20. When you meet people's husbands and wonder if they're members on cam sites.

  21. When people tell you to keep your voice down at restaurants, cause you've started talking about things you've seen on cam2cam that day.

  22. When your lingerie collection spreads across 3+ closets.

  23. When you have a "house visitors" routine to remove all evidence of camming for visitors

  24. When you get a near panic attack when the friend who's at your house suggests they'd use your computer to find a video on youtube or show you some website they saw and try to keep cool while you think: "Shit, I didn't leave any nude pics on my desktop, did I?" and have two browsers installed, one you use and one you allow anyone to who goes near your comp. And of course, never EVER leave them alone with your computer.

  25. when you have to make a "sex toy box" coz of all the diff toys you thought would interest ppl on cam.

  26. When your shopping for clothes you catagorise "cam" and "normal" when you walk around, "oh thatss pretty, be great on cam" or "ooooh thats pretty, more normal wear tho"

    however, i do tend to wear a mixture of normal and "cam" clothes on cam and off cam (im the type of girl who like sto wear as lil as she can get away with, without looking trashy that is)

    Also when ur shopping for anything, you think "how man tokens is that?" (if ur an mfc girl)

  27. When your trip to post office consists of you sending more panties and photos than cards or letters.
    Then they ask (if its going abroad) "whats the contents of the package" your reply "clothes and documents", then insisting you dont want to put a return address on it (hell no they aint finding me that easy! lol)

  28. when you have notebooks filled with random camguy names, with thier email addresses, requests for pic/vids/panties.

    When you have 2 white boards, and 2 chip boards, for online cam games and fun! (of which i do have 2 white boards and 2 chip boards lol)

  29. when you buy more baby oil and baby wipes than a mother of 3 kids would.

    all i can think of right now.

  30. ...when you wake up wondering "hmm what am I going to wear today" and you don't even plan on leaving the house

  31. When you say "sh!T I could have recorded that!"

  32. When ur in bed and you whisper in ur mans ear " mmmm like that daddy." "Yeah fuck me with that fat cock."

    Lol ^^ I do that .

  33. When your husband makes a kinky suggestion , and you say

    Pshh , It takes more then that to get me going!

    (Im lucky to have such a understanding man)

  34. When you hear a cat at the window , and you thing "Ohh shit! CALL THE COPS" haha

  35. When you catch yourself on a cctv screen in a store and you find yourself pouting and pushing your tits out , because you're so used to assuming that stance when on camera !

    When you're bored in an every day conversation with a friend and then suddenly feel disappointment when you remember you're not being paid for it !

    • -When you wake up every morning to a sore vagina
    • -When you take "days off" not because of a holiday or because you are sick, but because you are on your period
    • -When you eat cheetos, mini hotdogs, or baby carrots all you can think about are disgusting, pathetic little dicks
    • -When you start referring to your boyfriend or husband as "bb"

  36. When you bring your laptop in the bathroom, to do shower or bubble bath shows

  37. When you consider setting up your webcam and stripping to you bra and panties to load the dishwasher.

  38. think that you overhear someone in everyday life say "fisting" and it doesn't phase you.

  39. cant explain to anyone why would you still want a boob job when you have a D cup already.

  40. when you cant get off without watching yourself on cam making sure all the angles look good.

  41. When you can't have sex without thinking, "Hey this should be filmed & put up for sale!"

  42. when you woke up in the morning and have to put hard make up on, when u open the closet and wondering what the hell should i wear today, when ur walking ur dogs with heavy make up at first hours in the morning, when u cook in ur lenjerie, when u go to bed and imagine u could push few more hours to get more cash, when u date a guy and imagining thats a member, when u look into the mirror and say how ugly im today ..i dont want to get online....ohh so many..when few years ago you were such an innocent girl, thinking the life is so pink and now u get transformed into a real woman that gets to make men jerk off. and yes,,,,when u buy lot of lenjerieeeee

  43. yes walking your dogs with lots of makeup on is odd, been there!

  44. when you text your boyfriend "happy valentines day bb"

  45. When your bed is the eqiuvalent of regular people's desk and the "office supplies" that are constantly by or on your "desk" are heels, stockings, tights, cigarettes, lube, baby oil, baby wipes, sex toys...

  46. When you are wayyy too easily amused by internet 'insider' jokes, like gifs especially. but sometimes you take it too far and begin wanting to respond to rude custies not by kick / ban / or words, but with your personal collection of gifs

    ....but you know you're on a site that would ban you for posting external URLs

    but you would if you could

  47. When you go to Best Buy to buy more equipment and find you know more than the Geek Squad

    When your friends who don't know *exactly* what you do except 'work at home' secretly believe you have an internet addiction and are beginning to stage an intervention, because you're always canceling or changing plans to 'go on your computer'

    When your friends tell you about this "new cool thing called skype where you can video chat", you're just thinking of the 5 different screen names you juggle and which one is most appropriate to give them

    You watch porn pretty much only for ideas, and there is a 70% chance you can name the girl in the scene since you caught her in free chat on Streamate or follow her on twitter

    When your makeup can be divided into your 'camming makeup' and your 'real life makeup'

    When you have strong opinions on what oils and body lotions are best for your body. Like really strong opinions. Seriously.

    You have lucky camming underwear and get pissed when you can't find it, and believe that if you didn't make your quota its because you're not wearing the right panties.

    When you ask your boyfriend / husband in 20 different ways about how he feels about "exhibitionism" or "having people watch" or filming sex, and you start carefully watching him masturbate to see how far his cum can shoot and if he can pop multiple times

    You have a scanned copy of your boyfriend's / husband's ID "just in case"

    You know how to adjust your lights, outfits, and ManyCam settings on your 'ugly' days

    You weren't good at math in high school but now you're a fucking whiz, especially at percentages. Especially. at. percentages.

    You don't remember to listen to see who it is whenever answer your phone, and go "hey there, mmm how are you?" then realize its your Mom and go: "COUGH, I mean, HI?"

    You consider wearing your wig and full makeup to the store because completely undoing your look just sounds too exhausting, and you need to put in more hours once you get back.

    You eye men in public and try to guess what their fetish is, and begin taunting them in your head: "yea, he probably has a small dick" "look at that fat cuck sissy, bet he wants to wear my thigh highs and suck my thumb" "definitely an oil show guy" "bet you think he thinks he has a huge dick and would send me 50 pictures of it. Its probably so average looking Id fall asleep"... and you make yourself laugh out loud each time. Even if you're alone.

  48. OMG the two about naming the girl in porn clips and being awesome at math now, SO TRUE!! Just the other day a guy friend of mine said he was watching porn and sent me the URL, and I was like heyyyy, I know her!!! He thinks it's hilarious.

    You know you are a cam girl when... you make up excuses to your family about where all your money is coming from. My family thinks I'm a genius, because of all of the scholarships I've received!

  49. when you think its tuesday night when its actually sunday morning

    when your friends are on their way over and you quickly shove the web cam, lube and dildos under the bed

    when you are a nervous wreck when geek squad is repairing your computer because they might find your photos and videos

    when the area you cam from is the only spot clean in your house

    when an old friend calls you out of no where, youre freaking out because you think theyre calling because they found you on the internet

    when the only thing you shave is your pussy (they cant notice the stubs on legs)

  50. when youre trying to think of an excuse to come up with when your friends ask you to hang out..because u want to cam instead

  51. When your friends call you anal because you are always "cleaning and doing laundry" when they ask you to do something with them during the day.

  52. You're skypeing with a friend and notice it's already 13 minutes into the call and think: "Damn, I should at least whip a boobie out" and you start moving your hand towards your chest in a sexy manner just to remember: "SHIT, woman! You're not working!!"

  53. Hahahah, yes! Or you're videochatting with your auntie and she's like, "why are you licking your lips like that, you should put on some chapstick!"

  54. you know what : SW, AW, MFC, SM, BB and MGF means in 2 seconds flat, without over-thinking it.

    When your "favorite" site change every 4 months with the weather.

    when you got a big ass STREAMATE logo on your check (LoL)

    when you log onto skype and yahoo, but you never do this shit for free anymore.

    when you have a myspace, facebook and twitter, just to post your thong thursdays , schedule , and tittie tuesdays.

  55. ...You think nothing of seeing other girls' naughty bits when checking out her profile/website/twitpics/etc.

  56. When your bf gets you a new ipod touch for V-day and you have an entire page dedicated to social networking aps and DUPLICATES of each ap. one for real life and one for camming life.

    When u HATE the term 'bb' but u find yourself calling EVERYONE 'bb'.

    When a male friend mentions skyping with u and u get pissy because u think they r trying to see u naked and u keep telling ur custies that u DON'T do skype shows. Then u remember ur friend soesnt even know u cam.

    When u see guys checking u out and u feel like they should be tipping u for the preview.

    When drinking at work is practically a given.

    When u talk to most men like they are cam custies "mmm bb that sounds like sooo much fun" "Aww aren't u such a sweetie? Thanks tons hun"

    When the thought of ur computer dieing is enough to make u hyperventilate because there goes your livelihood...and funny YouTube camming videos!

  57. When you get horny when someone you know says they wanna fuck you , because thoughs words send you into action.. (Recent experience.)

    When hearing "Lets fuck" use to piss you off , now you just take it as a way a man calls a lady pretty.

  58. When your mascara lasts five times less than it did before.

    When, every now and then, you find a piece of lingerie/sexy clothing you didn't even remember you had in an inappropriate place, like the drawer you keep paper for your printer (had to put there quickly because the mailman was on the door), behind the couch, on top of a shelf (must have flown over there while you were stripping in a show), etc.

    When you wish stockings would come in packs of 15 pairs.

    When you write down telephone numbers/emails in the back of copies of release agreements and age verification documents you have all over the house. You have a pile of them somewhere too.

    When holidays don't get you so excited anymore.

    When one of the things you most fear in life is getting a yeast infection.

    When sometimes you dream about a private session and later gets confused not finding it in your stats.

  59. I have a million model releases , and havent thrown out 1.

    my under garmets are also in the funniest of places ,

    one day i found a dildo in my couch... WHAT?! lol

  60. When you run to take a bath because you suddenly realize you used the left hand middle finger (ass finger) in your pussy. When you can say something like that prior sentence on a forum without flinching.

  61. When we can set in the form and type , "Ass finger" without feeling bashful lmao

  62. When the word "vanilla" no longer makes you think of ice cream.

  63. When you used to be a super horny superflirt and send naughty pictures to your guy friends just to see what they'd say... now Hell would have to freeze over before you send out pics like that without getting paid first!

  64. When seeing a girl with a FULL face of makeup, hair done, and sweatpants doing errands no longer makes you think she's weird... now you think she's probably taking a break from being on cam, and I wonder what sites she's on?

    When you pass a girl in the hallway at school and think "Did I see her on MFC last night?"

    ... When you wonder if absolutely every woman you see is a cam girl.

  65. When you realize you have extra cash and can go shopping for "fun stuff" and the first things you think you might buy are lingerie and sex toys because you honestly can't think of when you'd actually wear a real dress or a new pair of pants.

  66. Pre-camming shopping trip: flats, cute tops, a sweater...
    Current shopping trips: corset, thigh highs, six inch heels, about twenty pairs of panties (for you to sell), vibrator...

  67. When you see a small 3" dick and say "mmmm damn daddy look at the big juicy dick"

    When you put on your lease under place of employment : Independent Contractor Internet sales/customer service

  68. you could care less when someone insults your looks (even as a joke sarcastically) because you've had 1000s of men tell you different.

    you feel sorry for the women working at retail stores or doing jobs they hate when they could be camming (but, of course, can't tell them).

    you have your "what do you do for a living" lie down so well that people have stopped asking.

    you have started telling yourself, "You know what? I really don't care if I DO get found out"!

    you start to think every guy out there is a wanking to porn on the net!

  69. You pull into a parking lot and find yourself parked next to a car full of guys:

    Before you started camming you think: "I know I look good, they are def. checking me out"

    After you started camming you think: "Oh god. I just want to get some milk. Leave me the fuck alone."

    Lmao. I just thought about this tonight. Also:

    When going out in public use to require putting on some jeans, a cute top and doing your hair. Now going out in sweatpants and your hair in a ponytail is just fine for you.

    Before I started camming I would never dream of leaving my house in my pjs. Lol.

  70. When on days you arent working you refuse to change out of your pjs.

    When your friends want u to go dancing on a Friday night and all u can think is "Fuck that. If I'm going to shower, shave, do my hair and a full face of makeup on a Friday night to shake my ass half naked I'm staying home and getting paid for it."

Favorite Movies:
12 Angry Men
12 Years a Slave
2001: A Space Odyssey
3 Idiots
A Beautiful Mind
A Christmas Story
A Clockwork Orange
A Fistful of Dollars
A Separation
All About Eve
American Beauty
American History X
Amores Perros
Annie Hall
Apocalypse Now
Back to the Future
Barry Lyndon
Batman Begins
Beauty and the Beast
Before Sunrise
Before Sunset
Bicycle Thieves
Blade Runner
Blood Diamond
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Castle in the Sky
Cinema Paradiso
Citizen Kane
City Lights
City of God
Colour It Yellow
Cool Hand Luke
Das Boot
Dial M for Murder
Die Hard
Dil Chahta Hai
Django Unchained
Dog Day Afternoon
Donnie Darko
Double Indemnity
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
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Perfect Mate:

Guys put a lot of time and effort into finding the right girl, but you'll only find out if your girlfriend is a keeper or not once you ignite that relationship and spend some time together. Should you dump your girlfriend or is she a keeper? Here are 16 signs thatshes the one for you and you should hang onto her.

  1. She gets along well with your family.

    Your girlfriend gets along like a house on fire with your family, mostly your mom or sister, but your dad likes her too. Just don't make the mistake of introducing your girlfriend to your family TOO early that can potentially be a drastic mistake.

  2. You share a lot of the sameinterests.

    Your conversations never get boring because you share a lot of the same interests and always want to pick one anothers brains. You both like the same bands, watch similar TV shows, follow certain sports or have the same taste in. That's always a great starting point to any relationship.

  3. She isn't clingy or overly-attached to you.

    She doesn't dig her claws into you and go crazy when you havent responded to her text in 2 hours. A clingy or overly-attached girlfriend in the early stages of your relationship should be a red warning flag. If she's that clingy now, imagine how much worse she's going to be a couple of months down the line.

  4. She buys awesome birthday gifts.

    She buys you the best birthday gifts, and she does it all without asking you what you want which makes it all the more surprising!

  5. Shes a demon in the bedroom.

    She always comes up with new and interesting ways to spice things up with you in the bedroom. The sex is never boring or flat, and it just keeps getting better and better.

  6. She doesnt hold grudges over silly arguments youve had in the past.

    She doesn't bring up a silly comment you said 6 months ago for the sake of shutting you up and winning the argument. She leaves the past behind, and so should you.

  7. You still get a little jealous when shes talking to a guy.

    You can't but feel a slight tinge of jealousy when you see her talking to another guy, even if it is totally platonic. A little jealousy is always good its a solid indicator of how you really feel about her. Remember: a LITTLE jealousy.

  8. She occasionally asks you about your day, rather than telling you about hers all the time.

    She doesn't blab on and on about her all day she knows when its time to talk and when its time to listen. She'll talk about her because she wants to tell you, but she'll also ask you how you're doing.

  9. Shes independent.

    Shes completely comfortable doing things on her own and doesn't need to be in constant contact with you.

  10. She understands that you need some time to yourself.

    As well as that, she understands that spending too much time together will make you both go crazy, so she knows that you need some time to hang out with your friends, or be by yourself from time to time.

  11. Sex aside, you genuinely enjoy her company and having her around.

    She's quickly becoming your best friend. Being with her is like hanging around with one of the guys. You thoroughly enjoy just chatting or laughing with her, and doing mundane everyday things like watching TV together.

  12. She makes you laugh so effortlessly.

    She has the power to make you laugh, whether it comes in the form of her saying something totally random, joking around or lovingly making fun of you. Any girl who can make you laugh easily is definitely a keeper.

  13. You know you can confide in her about something personal if you ever need to.

    You know that she is always there for you, and can keep a secret or help you out with any personal issue you may be struggling with.

  14. She avoids gossiping.

    Gossip and chit-chat aren't things that she likes to engage in. Shes not one for spreading rumours, and treats others how she would like to be treated in return.

  15. She doesnt freak out about your past.

    She realises that you've had previousgirlfriends and it doesn't bother her. She's dated other guys too, and you both are comfortable and happy with where youre at now. And if youre REALLY mature, you can talk about past relationships, and how and why they didn't work out.

  16. She likes you for you, and doesn't want to change you.

    Last but certainly not least, she likes you for you. It may sound like a cliche but its true. She doesn't possess this internal need to change you, or mold you into something different. She realises that youre not her human Ken Doll.

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