Meaning of Life:
Find Eternal Happiness
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Jalapeno Chips, Sex, Internet, My Hitachi and My GF's
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I'm addicted to sex toys, porn and masturbate constantly
Napolean Dynamite, Just Married, Old School, 40 Year Old Virgin, Black Swan, Wedding Crashers, Super Troopers, Grown Ups, No Strings Attached
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I'd Done Some Crazy Things ... There's At Least One Story to Tell Every Night!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
White Sandy Beach with a Margarita and My Closest GF's to Enjoy it With ... AND Maybe a Couple Hot Men to Pass the Time :D
Shopping, Tanning, Laying by the Pool, Being a Jackass, Doing the Robot, Acting Ridiculous with My GF's and Drinking Patron
Mostly Dancing- Robot, Cupid Shuffle and The Dougie. I Also Love to Perform in my Greenman Suit... Maybe You'll be Lucky Enough to See it Someday!
Tall, dark and handsome man who is semi-muscular (not too muscular, i like something soft to hold onto) who is committed, compassionate and loves every inch of my body
I have yet to experience the perfect date... maybe you can take me on the perfect date ;)
Blue or Green Eyes
Handing Me the Check ;)
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'll Keep You Laughing ... Everyone Needs a Reason to Smile Everyday ... Can I Be Your Reason???