AssSmashem
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About Me
Username:
AssSmashem
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Athletic
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Blue
Weight:
160 pounds
Height:
74 inches
Age:
34
City:
Texas
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Occasional
Drugs:
Never
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Fry cook/culinary school/aspiring metal vocalist
Favorite Food:
vietnamese, mexican, chinese, cheese, steak, milk
Pets:
used to have a kitteh named kitteh but had to get rid of her for I haven't the money for a $500 pet
Automobile:
black 2005 hyundai tiburon
Tags:
UNFUNNY, metalhead, athletic, gamer, tallish, long hurz, actually im kinda funny, friendly, respectful, nice, sweet, fun to be around
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Meaning of Life:
42
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
you know... those 5 necessities
Favorite Books:
69 shades of off black
What I Like To Do For Fun:
play pool, drink, sports, just hang out and stuffz
Favorite Songs:
METAL! my favorite band of all time would have to be DISTURBED!!! though I've grown out of them quite a bit and listen to a lot of Parkway Drive, The Devil Wears Prada, Devil Driver, The Agonist, and such
Favorite Movies:
Boondock Saints, Scott Pilgrim, Napolean Dynomite, The Prestige, District 9, Taken, Will Farell movies, Ben Stiller movies, The Batman trilogy, LoTR trilogy, and such
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
This one time I ran around the edge of a swimming pool!!!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
in you =)
Hobbies:
games, basketball, football, tryin to start a band
Talents:
this one time i did a thing... you'd be impressed
Perfect Mate:
funny beautiful (not a dumbass) with similar interests and ideally similar musical taste
Perfect Date:
I AM the perfect date ladies ;)
Turn Ons/Offs:
ons: funny, metalhead, not ditsy (Cept in cute ways), you strip in front of cameras you know... that kinda stuff
offs: not a big fan of smokers, conceded, you're stupid or act ghetto
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
im pretty cool... not the best thing since sliced bacon but you otta like more or theres something wrong with you
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EmiliMoon
Hi honey! Have a nice day 
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