Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
"Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations."
- Monty Python and the Meaning of Life
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Air, water, food, shelter, and sex.
Favorite Books:
Slaughterhouse Five, The Corfu Trilogy, Eating Animals, Lolita, LOTR Trilogy, Cat's Cradle
Favorite Songs:
Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, The White Stripes, RHCP, Lana Del Rey
Favorite Movies:
Pulp Fiction, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fight Club, LOTR, Monty Python, Citizen Kane
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Ran with scissors
Hobbies:
Being sexy as ever, telling dogs they're wonderful, not wearing pants.
Talents:
Having great boobs
Perfect Mate:
Funny, charming, and sweet.
Perfect Date:
Picking out books in a tiny old bookstore.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Tips, compliments, and jokes are big turn-ons.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm obviously super cool and hilarious.