AudreyB
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Username:
AudreyB
Gender:
Female
Body Type:
Slim/Petite
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Brown
Weight:
120 pounds
Height:
66 inches
Age:
39
City:
Montreal
Country:
Canada
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Herb
Drink:
Occasional
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Student of Sociology and French
School:
Yes.
Favorite Food:
I am a dairy whore. Cheese, ice cream, butter. Yes please.
Pets:
house rabbits
About Me:
I tell people I do tech support for a living. This is a lie.
I like to write. In fact, I'd like to be an *employed* writer one day. (Let's hope, because I think running for public office is now out of the question.)
Also, my pussy gets really wet.
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
fast cars fast women
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Someone to make me laugh, lovers, good music, my bunnies, and if all else fails, my sex toys!
Favorite Books:
Ender's Game, David Sedaris, Sylvia Plath (mock me)
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Read, write, make comics, blog, smoke pot and watch silly movies, play pool in dive bars, dick around on the internet, bake bread, make candy, engage in interesting little affairs with the people I meet on MFC.
This job is a lot of fun. You want degrading? Try working in food service.
Favorite Songs:
Talking Heads, Radiohead, Prince, Ween, Magnetic Fields, Kinks, Pixies, Old Weezer, The Cars, T-Rex, Os Mutantes, Joy Division, Chet Baker, The Knife, Etta James, Sam Cooke, Otis Redding, The Knife, Townes Van Zandt, Ratatat, oh the list goes on...
Favorite Movies:
Used to like deep movies, but mostly funny stuff now. Or at least artsy fartsy.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Broke a bottle over a guy's head (well, his back...but he was big) in a brawl in France.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
The beach. In a warm place. Or the woods, in a warm place. Ok, I'm not picky: I want my skin on nature and no goose bumps.
Hobbies:
Eating, writing, making comics, knitting, cooking, baking bread, biking, ice skating, webcam sexing
Talents:
I'm really flexible. Also, I type like lightning and I will school you at scrabble.
Perfect Mate:
I don't believe in the concept!
Perfect Date:
Cheeseburgers and shakes, drive-in, necking at the point.
But I don't want to date you, and I'm not going to have your kids either. Not because I don't love you, but because I don't want the stretch-marks right now.
Turn Ons/Offs:
I can't stand douchebags and vegans.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm really smart, and I'm genuine (no choice here; I'm a terrible actress). If I seem to enjoy talking to you, it's because I do. And if giving you a good time makes me cum, that's real too.
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