AudreyBare
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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Username:
AudreyBare
CamScore:
1246
Gender:
Female
Body Type:
Slim/Petite
Ethnicity:
Various
Eyes:
Brown
Age:
38
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Bi-curious
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Bartender
About Me:
Hi! My name is Audrey.
Im O positive and I like my eggs over medium.
I am practically nocturnal [Insomnia does strange things to a person]
Im a huge nerd and a big Sylvia Plath fan.
Gambit was my first love <3 and im a kid at heart
Im a sucker for tulips
I have a weird taste in music. So if you come to my room and You dont like my music well, screw you! :-P
[but if you have any suggestions on new artist/band/songs dont be shy to share]
Im a Bartender in this one tiny bar in TX
Mojitos and Margaritas are my specialty ;-)
Id like to think im great at what I do,
but If you come to my bar, begging for extra alcohol in your drink
and you dont tip or just straight trash talk me..
you're either getting a major slapping in the mouth or..
I will kick you out myself. same thing applies in my room.. dont beg, and dont call me bb.
it really annoys the fuck outta me.
Im not the girl next door
Im a work in progress
and Im definitely not like any of these girls on MFC
and I wouldnt change that for anything.
I have nothing else to say, so im gonna end it here..
if you have any questions dont be shy to talk to me in my room :-)
and if you actually made it all the way down here to read about me..
goddamn youre awesome! And you deserve a cookie!
P.S Don't forget to RATE & ADMIRE
Im O positive and I like my eggs over medium.
I am practically nocturnal [Insomnia does strange things to a person]
Im a huge nerd and a big Sylvia Plath fan.
Gambit was my first love <3 and im a kid at heart
Im a sucker for tulips
I have a weird taste in music. So if you come to my room and You dont like my music well, screw you! :-P
[but if you have any suggestions on new artist/band/songs dont be shy to share]
Im a Bartender in this one tiny bar in TX
Mojitos and Margaritas are my specialty ;-)
Id like to think im great at what I do,
but If you come to my bar, begging for extra alcohol in your drink
and you dont tip or just straight trash talk me..
you're either getting a major slapping in the mouth or..
I will kick you out myself. same thing applies in my room.. dont beg, and dont call me bb.
it really annoys the fuck outta me.
Im not the girl next door
Im a work in progress
and Im definitely not like any of these girls on MFC
and I wouldnt change that for anything.
I have nothing else to say, so im gonna end it here..
if you have any questions dont be shy to talk to me in my room :-)
and if you actually made it all the way down here to read about me..
goddamn youre awesome! And you deserve a cookie!
P.S Don't forget to RATE & ADMIRE
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Five Things I Can't Live Without:
my iphone 4s, netbook, chapstic. my guitar. your MOM
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BabeCoulier
I saw you naked before. It was awful.
MONSTER_DROC
miss u beautiful
tokensol
hope all is well Audrey, hope to see u online some time soon
stallion12683
hello again!
stallion12683
Hi friend!!!
tokensol
Merry Christmas Audrey!!!!! hope ur new years is awesome too (^_^)
jazzypha86
UR DA MUHHFUKKIN SHIZZZZNIT!!!!!!!
GoddessAshley
Good luck here! Just a tip... Your profile text is so hard to read!
NoShowNotoken
GOOD LUCK HERE AT MFC
BabeCoulier
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
ander5on
jazzypha86
dam i hate i missed u yesterday. i thought about u tho. i was busy doin valentine runs. i hope to see ur lovely face n personality again.
jazzypha86
wassup Audrey im just stoppin by to say wat up cant wait to see ur pretty face again.hope everything is goin well witcha.and neva forget PUKE FREE SINCE 93' YEEEAAHHHH!!!! lol
likeaboss88
hottest girl on mfc
MsMaxine
xoxo
Sheltonn
Stay sexy & sweet...Ntmu also
tokensol
I enjoyed hanging with ya, keep up the great stuff
stallion12683
u need to get some photos!!
stallion12683
ty so much audrey love if ur friend gets mfc let me know too
if ur friend gets mfc let me know too
gknight14
I like the new profile update. Now all you need are a few more pictures and the all important wishlist and you will be good to go. Oh yeah and a big box that names your favorite members. Hint hint, you can't see but I'm pointing my fingers at me.