AudreysUPSman
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I Love this site
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About Me
Username:
AudreysUPSman
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Little in the middle
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Grey
Eyes:
Blue
Weight:
280 pounds
Height:
80 inches
Age:
74
City:
The Coldest State Wisconsin
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Occasional
Drugs:
Never
Occupation/Major:
Retired
School:
School of Hard Knocks
Favorite Food:
Pizza, Steak, Bratwurst, and just about anything else
Pets:
1 Dog, 12 Cats 3 fish and 2 kids... LOL
Automobile:
Chevy HHR (PT Cruiser look a like)
About Me:
don't need to know anything about me but if you're a female, with big tits, and a nymphomanic and own a beer company and have Alzhimers.. then I'll let you know whatever you want.
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
to get to the end in one piece
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
air, sunlight, beer, pussy, and big tits
Favorite Books:
anything with Viet Nam History
What I Like To Do For Fun:
spy on people having sex
Favorite Songs:
Country and classic rock
Favorite Movies:
Old Yeller
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
woke up sober
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
in someone elses bed
Hobbies:
building computers, rebuilding old lawn tractors.
Talents:
walk and chew gum at same time
Perfect Mate:
one who is alive and breathing. who is a nympho maniac, with big tits, owns a beer company and has alzhymers disease.
Perfect Date:
one that is warm and breathing
Turn Ons/Offs:
big tits-turn on fat ass-turn off
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm crazy
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