To live life everyday like it's going out of style. Take risks! Be yourself! Don't just Enjoy it, really roll around in its awesomeness!

-Phone -Friends -Internet -Horror films -Music

Anything by Richard Laymon, Harry Potter, Horror novels, Zombie Novels, Graphic Novels, etc

-Watch Movies -Go Out Dancing -Check out Strip Clubs -Cook -Chill with Friends and Family -Go to Indy Wrestling Shows -Go Shopping -Party -Play Kickball, Tennis, Football, etc -Go to Shows -Relax on the couch watching tv

-R. Kelly -Robin Thicke -Common -John Legend -Anthony Hamilton -Tupac -Talib Kweli -The Roots -Ben Lee -Gavin Degraw -Cannibal Corpse -Killswitch Engage -Children of Bodom -Skeletonwitch -Reign of Ash -Horseburner

Nightmare on Elm St. 3: Dream Warriors, Return of the Living Dead, Grandma's Boy, Super Troopers, The Lost Boys, DeadGirl, Little Miss Sunshine, Sin City, Wet Hot American Summer, Pumpkinhead, Battle Royale, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Reservoir Dogs, Gangs of New York, The Transporter, Hostel, The Breakfast Club, Maniac, Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things, The Stuff, The Sandlot, Cabin Fever, Anything by Tarantino or Eli Roth, The Professional, Pecker, Bully, Return of the Living Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, ok any ZOMBIE FLICK, and so on and on and on. Guess I like movies!

Fucked on the balcony at the beach at 2 in the afternoon, loudly and with an audience! LOL

I would be chillin' on the strip in Las Vegas, Nevada! God I love Sin City!

THINGS I LOVE -Fucking -Reading Fangoria Magazine and Rue Morgue -Drinking and dancing -Board games, YO! -Strippers and Strip clubs -Dirty Sex -New sex toys -Porn -Nick Swardson, Katt Williams, Lisa Lampanelli, and Demetri Martin -Tattoos and piercings -Tennis (Mmm Nadal and Sharapova) -Hockey (Go Pens!) -The Seattle Supersonics (Shutup they're gonna get better! Kevin Durant is damn good!) -Hip Hop even if people wanna hate -Death Metal (yep, I do) -Movie night -Buttery popcorn -Anal sex -Cum on my face -Dirty talk -Shopping trips -Concerts -Cooking -Fucking road trips -The word "Cunt" -Fairs and festivals -Men who are fucking funny -Women with big tits -A good spanking -Corey Haim -TQ -Sac-town! -Guinness

-Being a Tease -Tennis -Cock Sucking -Cooking -Writing Screenplays -Fucking -Being Photogenic -Throwing the Perfect Spiral -Horror Flick Know How -ZombieAttack Planning

-Has to be FUNNY -Tattoos -Creative -Thoughtful (Presents are nice) -Sweetheart -Rough in bed -Good conversationalist -Movie Lover

Meet up at the local park in the fall with some coffee, chat a bit, maybe walk our dogs, then cruise back to my place to enjoy dinner (I love to cook and I ROCK at it!), after dinner go to the local theater to watch Friday night horror double features, then back to my house for relaxing, or fucking. Your choice! LOL

Turn Ons Nerdy boys, Glasses, Beards, Long Hair, Horror movie Collections, Big Ol' Biceps, Big Tits, Ghetto Booty, Tattoos and Piercings, Pretty Faces, Dirty Talk, Getting Down in Public, Girl Pants, Corsets, Men who Read Books, Sarcasm, Anal, Men who are fucking funny, Swearing, The Word "Cunt", Dark Beer, A Good Cook, Strip Clubs, Sports Fans,Fairs and Festivals, and not to forget a true classic...Long Walks on the Beach. I Hate: Fanny Packs, Adam Sandler Impressions, Farts, Prudes, Spilled Booze, Uwe Boll Fans, Racism, "Stuck Up, Bitches", Curling (The Olympic "Sport"), and Swear Jars. -Fake Cunts -People who won't try kinky shit -Orgasm Fakers -People who judge me by the music I listen to -Old women who glare at me for my tits being out -Shitty movies -Spiders -People who yell at me for saying Goddamn -People who bitch a lot -Tornados -Uwe Boll -John Mayer -Drunk fucks who spill drinks -Prudes

I am well-rounded, crazy funny, super cute and cuddly, outgoing, creative, shockingly obscene, good friend, great listener, loyal, loving, party maniac, and fucking awesome! Plus, I swear a lot and that's fun, right?