I have never been a highest tipper of the month, don't know what Snapchat is, I haven't bought videos and I've never been in a club.
But fear not! I have been known to tip a model. I've even tipped a three figure sum once or twice!
Other than being a part-time tipper I love listening to music. Actually I'm a bit of a music nerd. My taste is eclectic and varied. If given the chance I could bore you to death with a rambling discourse about artists and genres you've never heard of.
Humour is a strange thing, I find it usually totally goes over the head of some people. Self-deprecation, satire and Innuendo aren't things that translate too well on the internet. But who cares as long as someone is laughing. Even I don't get my humour sometimes so don't worry.
That was a joke.
Laughter is contagious and if you can make me laugh you will have won me over and I will remember you.