FAQin' hell

1. DAT ACCENT!

I am Italian but I've been living in the UK (South of England) for a couple of years now.

2. DAT PUSSY!

Ikr? It's always been like this. I didn't stretch it or anything. Yes it was sometimes tough growing up and even though I act blase' it doesn't mean I don't (secretly) feel a bit self-conscious about it. So be nice and I'll love you forever (both a blessing and a curse, believe me.)

3. GENDER?

I was declared female at birth because I am biologically female. You know all that stuff about xx chromosomes, female attributes and whatnot. Your confusion (if you are confused) might stem from the look of my vulva but I assure you guys that female bits come in different shape and sizes exactly like dicks.

HOWEVER! I do not believe in a binary gender system. I do believe gender is a social construct. I enjoy cross-dressing and cross-gender play. I am gender fluid. I believe no-one should EVER have to explain or justify the gender they identify with and I'll leave it at that! I don't talk about this stuff on chat but if you want to talk to me about it or just insult me feel free to leave a message on my tumblr.

4. WHY ARE YOU NOT SHAVED?

I'm lazy and I've got a sensitive skin prone to eczema burstouts and rashes. Shaving can be really harsh and uncomfortable when done inexpertly so I rather not do it. I will gladly accept donations or coupons to invest ina beauty parlor though :D

5. DO YOU SKYPE?

NOT UNLESS YOU ARE A REGULAR OR GIVE ME A REASON TO TRUST YOU. Even so I rarely accept Skype shows on the day. I prefer to arrange a date and a time in advance.

6. ARE YOU A LESBIAN?

I am a kinky bastard and I'm attracted/turned on by everyone, but nice girls are somehow easier to find so there's that.

7. WHAT DO YOU WRITE?

Mostly experimental poetry, personal essays and academic stuff. BORING!! I will upload some of my poems on tumblr in the near future if ya curious.