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MJ Fan
By NightRhythms

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
MJ's crowd shuffles in
ChickenBucker's already in the room
Pissed about West Virginia's win

He says, 'Ban Mtn and his man boobies
For using the slinky emote
Plus he screencapped your feet and sent it in tweets
Cover his name with Post-It Notes'

La la la de de da
la la de de da da dum

Play some blackjack, you're the MJ fan
Rock-paper-scissors tonight
OneAlex went all in on heads or tails
He just got home schooled outright

Now Madeinquebec is a friend of mine
He bought raffle tickets for me
He's a Frenchie who mopes over Celine Dion jokes
Out curling is where he'd rather be

He says, 'MJ, Moemar's really killing me'
As the poutine runs down his face
'Why does he win every contest of yours
When I'm the one paying for your place?'

La la la de de da
la la de de da da dum

Now Wiley's a gun-toting survivalist
Who was one when he got a knife
And he's talking with Neo, who's drunk down in Rio
And trying to find Sak a wife

And Postal has gaywave banners to make
As Thor takes out another loan
Yes, they're playing a game they call Battleship
Which MJ rigged so she can own

Play some blackjack, you're the MJ fan
Rock-paper-scissors tonight
But we're not in the mood for 3 Doors Down
So BS got banned out of spite

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And MJ gives me a smile
'Cause she knows that it's me funding her Target spree
To forget about Bob for awhile

And the Jenga pieces come crashing down
And the stuffed turtle takes it in the rear
And FedEx lady's car follows MJ from afar
She says, 'Girl, I thought you were queer'

La la la de de da
la la de de da da dum

Play some blackjack, you're the MJ fan
Rock-paper-scissors tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a speed raffle
And now our wallets are light


(Special thanks to Buck, mtneer, neo, SAK and Wiley)

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You down for some Buckin? =P