Meaning of Life:
Love is the meaning of life. Nothing else matters.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
love, music, good books, stimulating conversation, and sex - not necessarily in that order
ones without any pictures, cartoons, heaving bosoms or throbbing manhoods but with a lot of big words - and by the way, a graphic novel isn't a novel, it's a comic book
What I Like To Do For Fun:
involves female bisexual midgets, and I'd really rather not discuss it
Dave Matthews Band, .38 Special, Bob James, Al Jarreau, Earl Klugh, Sarah Brightman, Bruce Springsteen, John Mellencamp, Classical Organ (Tocatta and Fugue), Neil Diamond, Rascal Flatts, Sugarland, plus whatever I have to listen to so that I can get laid, except rap - because there isn't any sex that's worth having to deal with rap music.
i kind of like movies that piss other people off - i want to see what they are all upset about
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
i told you i did not want to talk about the midgets...
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
i would be right where i am - i believe you have to play the hand you are dealt, so wherever i am is ok with me
anything not involving surgical tubing, lubricant, and small rodents
Perfection seems like a rather unrealistic goal, but if I had to answer, I would say - ME!
one that I am a part of, preferably
Turn ons - beauty AND a brain. Someone very wise once said that no matter how attractive a person is, sooner or later you have to talk with them AND no matter how interesting a person is, sooner or later you have to look at them. That makes a lot of sense to me. In fact, give me a woman with nice eyes, nice lips, and a nice mind, and I am like putty in her hands. Turn offs: (1) i do not suffer fools lightly. if you can't tie your own shoes, you are a turn-off. (2)And another thing, if you are a head case, a nut, have some hidden agenda, are overly needy, possessive, or have some need to follow people around and try to control them, I will be happy to introduce you to all my enemies so you can follow THEM around and stop bothering me. (3) AND YET ANOTHER THING, I am aware that your mother is sick, your grandmother needs her leg amputated, you have brothers and sisters to raise who are less than ten years old even though your mother died when you were born, and all of that other nonsense. Despite all those tragedies, I do not send cash. (4) SO, if you suffer from the delusion that the fact that I am kind to most everyone I meet means that I am an easy mark, you can disabuse yourself of that opinion post haste.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
get to know me and decide for yourself