Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Cucumbers in vaginas!
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Cucumber, cucumer, cucumer, cucumber....and I can't think of a fifth.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
It was a warm Saturday night and I had too much energy and nothing to do. I was about to crawl out of my own skin, so I jumped into my car and decided to go for a night ride. It was warm and wet outside and I had my windows rolled down listening to some jams. The road was long and winding and I was all alone. I turned a sharp curve in the tiwsting road and saw the blinding flash of headlights coming right for me. Right before metal touched metal time stopped and I looked right into the eyes of the driver before me. It was a girl with a beauty that was etherial and unreal. Hey eyes peirced mine. They were wide with surprise. Beautiful eyes. But..what I saw in that car before our vehicles entwined into a deadly embrace...It's what haunts my dreams to this very day. There was a ripe moist cucumber protruding from her vagina. The intense green of it's tight skin is burned into my memory. We ran into eachother and I blacked out embracing cold death. But alas death was not my fate. I awoke with a peircing headache...my car was a steaming pile of metal, but there was not one trace of the beautiful cucumber woman or her car....Now I feel nothing but the desire to see her eyes and that cucumber comming from her vagina. I am an empty haunted man and the only thing that can cure me is more cucumber in vagina.
I grow cucumbers and stick them in vaginas.
I would love a woman who is open to cucumberality. Somebody who is ready for the time of the Cucumber.
A girl and a cucumber. You do the math.
Cucumbers in vaginas.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I give the best cucumber fuck you will ever know. You will never be the same.