Interests & Hobbies
Favorite Books:
Lolita, Cat's Cradle, Hunger, Macbeth, The Great Gatsby, The Little Prince, Sharp Objects, and Good Omens
Favorite Songs:
Michael Jackson's "Dirty Diana" is a guilty pleasure, as is anything by Lana Del Rey.
Favorite Movies:
Silence Of The Lambs (Ignore the other Adaptations except for NBC's Hannibal, which holds a special place in my heart) Black Swan, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Iron Man 1 & 3 (The only thing good about Iron Man 2 was how hot Scarlett Johansson looked) Mad Max: Fury Road, and the original Star Wars trilogy (The only time any of the prequels should be watched is in machete order)
Hobbies:
Cooking, Writing, and binge-watching The Fall on Netflix
Talents:
Unfunny jokes, ripping stockings on the first day I wear them, saying something really weird the moment the room goes quiet, and falling out of trees.
Perfect Mate:
Gillian Anderson, current day
Perfect Date:
Your place, good music, a bottle of wine, and philosophical conversation.
Turn Ons/Offs:
I love to be objectified! I want to be treated like your doll, something to be dressed up and positioned exactly to your tastes. Being told what to do excites me, especially if you're controlling how I look.
I want to be treated nicely, not called names, and, while I can be a cocktease, if I flat-out tell you no, that means no. Ignoring that will stop me from enjoying myself, and get you banned.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm a near-insatiable exhibitionist who'll explain the necessity of authorial death post-publication while topless, so if you're looking for a nerdy nymphomaniac, I'm your girl!