Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Happiness. Or food. Or... um... making me happy by giving me free food? Fuck, I don't know.
Favorite Books:
Burgess, Burroughs, Philip K Dick, Bret Easton Ellis, Kerouac, Chuck Palahniuk, Philip Roth, Hunter S Thompson, Jess Walter... I could keep going for a while. I read a lot.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Music. Books. Semi-professional bear wrestling.
Favorite Songs:
It's all weird, whatever it is
Favorite Movies:
Anything that wasn't written by Diablo Cody
Hobbies:
Getting funky with it
Talents:
I can do the cha cha slide without listening to the lyrics. I'll give you a moment to change into a dry pair of underwear.
Perfect Mate:
You. *bats eyes playfully*
Perfect Date:
One where I don't spill anything on myself
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I probably know more than you do about The Simpsons. Probably.