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DrBeardocuda
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Profile Headline: I'm just looking for someone to hold my butt.
Last Login: 3 weeks ago
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Username: DrBeardocuda
Gender: TS/TV/TG
Body Type: Little in the middle
Ethnicity: Black
Hair: Balding
Eyes: Gray
Weight: 500 kilos
Height: 69 centimeters
Age: 48
City: Buttfuck Boulevard
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Straight
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Heavy
Drugs: Party
Marital Status: Widowed
Occupation/Major: Professional Faggot
School: University of Hard Knocks
Favorite Food: Dreams
Pets: Your mother
Automobile: Honda Odyssey... like you Odyssey this dick, nigga.
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Meaning of Life: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Five Things I Can't Live Without: 1. Fuck you 2. Really, fuck you 3. My friends and family :) 4. Music 5. I gotta have mFUCK YOU
Favorite Books: The fuck you just call me?
What I Like To Do For Fun: Hoodrat shit with my friends.
Favorite Songs: That shit with Mary and the lamb. You know, Piano Man.
Favorite Movies: In Diana Jones: The Temple of Poon
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: That dude from Dazed and Confused. The bitch with the long hair. What's his face... damn, dude, this is gonna bug me forever... No, not Affleck. That's a stupid fucking guess, idiot.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: Uranus.
Hobbies: Ass down, face up, pour some Pepto in my cup.
Talents: Omnipotence and impotence, ebony and ivory.
Perfect Mate: More like purrrfect hahahahahahaHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHahahHAHAHA
Perfect Date: March 23rd, 1873
Turn Ons/Offs: Cock fits under both categories.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: I am God. I am dog.
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Dr Beardo=Weirdo! Happy Birthday and go clean a dishes! haha fuckin love ya ! and all those words gonna tell you on da party with name 'BeardoWeirdo Clean a Dishes take off your top BITCH' hahaha ! mwah Always urs Dirt nasty !

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