Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. Fuck you
2. Really, fuck you
3. My friends and family :)
5. I gotta have mFUCK YOU
The fuck you just call me?
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Hoodrat shit with my friends.
That shit with Mary and the lamb. You know, Piano Man.
In Diana Jones: The Temple of Poon
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
That dude from Dazed and Confused. The bitch with the long hair. What's his face... damn, dude, this is gonna bug me forever... No, not Affleck. That's a stupid fucking guess, idiot.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Ass down, face up, pour some Pepto in my cup.
Omnipotence and impotence, ebony and ivory.
More like purrrfect hahahahahahaHAHAHAHA
March 23rd, 1873
Cock fits under both categories.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am God. I am dog.