Prima's Guide To Chinese Gold Farming
Chasing dogs into funerals and wearing red lipstick
50lb bags of rice up flights of stairs, picking cat hair out of food.
Plays Magic the Gathering, likes animals, is a raid leader; Kim Jong-Un.
Turn ons: Tier 16 gear or your finest pair of slacks.
Turn offs: Poochies, helicopters, and Joe. Shut up, Joe.