Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Like Id tell you!
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1)Clean drinking Water
2)Clean drinking Water
3)Clean drinking Water
4)Clean drinking Water
5)The belief that at some point in the not so distant future, Ill be living in a world in which clean drinking water isnt a fucking privellage, but a basic human right.
Favorite Books:
Oh, The Places You'll Go!... Middlesex... To The Lighthouse... Just Kids... Infinite Jest... American Pastoral... Turn Of The Screw... Ferdinand... Where the Sidewalk ends... The Giving Tree... If You Give a Mouse a Cookie... The Unbearable Lightness of Being... Cats Cradle... and anything by Danielle Steel
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Cry in the shower.
Favorite Songs:
Waaaaay too personal...Im a woman, not without her boundaries.
Favorite Movies:
Theres only one: youve got mail
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I once got fake eyelashes put on but please dont judge me, I was in a dark place.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
In therapy
Hobbies:
Getting parking tickets and forgetting to pay them.
Talents:
I can ALWAYS guess a persons favorite color: yours is blue. Wait, no its green. Just kidding its red. Obviously, its red.
Perfect Mate:
My high school biology teacher, but turns out hes not as unethical as I had hoped.
Perfect Date:
I dont date, but if I did...I imagine unicorns, xword puzzles, and massive amounts of tequila would be involved.
Turn Ons/Offs:
TURN ONs: A man who can properly chow down on some original flavored goldfish
TURN OFFs: if youre into the cheddar or parmasean (or god forbid the pretzel) Im just not the girl for you
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I cant stand that this questionnaire doesnt properly punctuate.