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ErosMuse
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Profile Headline:
Ironic Hyperbole
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About Me
Username:
ErosMuse
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Slim/Petite
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Black
Eyes:
Gray
Weight:
140 pounds
Height:
67 inches
Age:
119
City:
Is this a real question? Creepy.
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Herb
Drink:
Non Drinker
Drugs:
Never
Marital Status:
Separated
Occupation/Major:
Most of the time, though occasionally I occupy myself with minor keys. I kinda like E flat.
School:
Yup.
Favorite Food:
Simple. Steak and potatoes, any variation thereof.
About Me:
I lied about everything. I'm an Asian transvestite midget with metal claws for hands. I am an excellent babysitter, and enjoy finger-painting.
Tags:
Pale, Skinny, Obnoxious, Sarcastic, Jerkface, Meaniepants, Abnormally tiny penis, Reader, Dreamer, Writer, Gamer, Lover, So taken, My girl is the best, Lucky, Sarcasticfunny
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Favorite Models:
Ashe_Maree
Planchette
KlutzyKline
MissMolly
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
[You have entered too many characters, jerk]
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Food, water, oxygen oh, fine. *grumble*
Um... Fantasy. Dreaming in general, I guess. Singing. Writing. Stories. Air. See how abstruse I am?
Favorite Books:
Ender's Game, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Fables, Transmetropolitan, His Dark Materials, The Lord of the Rings, William Shakespeare, A Walk to Remember, Game of Thrones
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Why the hell is this different from hobbies?? See below. Also, I love that the way the edit profile screen is waaaay different from the actual profile.
Favorite Songs:
God. O_____o'' Um... Songs: Cid in the Factory, Blackwing Metamorphosis, The Song of Healing, Under a New Moon, Hoy, Small Fry!, Bros with Dix, BadAzz, Kick Your A, the first half of Lullaby Proximitus, The Tragic Drowning of Heat Man, Pachelbel's Ganon (yes, I spelled that right).
I'm going to be here all night. If you really care, and you want to talk/listen about/to music for an hour, ask me. :b
Favorite Movies:
Moulin Rouge, Batman Begins, Star Wars, Inception, Disney's Robin Hood, Tangled, Operation: Valkyrie, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Casino Royale, The Prestige
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Top-extra-pop-secret.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Aardvark, Kansas.
Hobbies:
Reading, pro-gaming with League of Legends on Dominion, writing fictional non-fiction, music, movies, certain anime series, Sherlock, driving, remixing with 8-bit shit, any kind of gaming with a story, or Nintendo properties. Halo, Call of Duty, etc-players, please click the little X in the top-right corner of your screen. -___-;
Talents:
I just filled! Gah. See above. Or below, I guess, since the edit screen is different from what actually shows up on the profile. Addendum: Typing complete sentences when typing, spelling, correct comma placement, knowing the difference between there, their, and they're, excessively-large vocabulary, fluent in Sarcasm and Dry Wit.
Perfect Mate:
The people that ought to know know. :)
Perfect Date:
A picnic in the woods, followed by cuddling/reading against a tree, interrupted by occasional bursts of slow kissing. Oh yeah, I am romantic as fuck. .l.. ^_^
Turn Ons/Offs:
The ability to articulate an opinion without using 'lol' more than once, and not a single goddamn-instance of Netspeak. I get enough of that crap from KidCadaver during practice. Only in pro-gaming do mid-twenties and early teens mingle. And, Jesus Horatio Tap-Dancin' Christ on a pogostick, do I hate those infuriating little junior highschool pricks.
...what were we talking about?
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
You really shouldn't. I have ebola, malaria, dysentery, sixteen different venereal diseases, and I pick my nose and eat my boogers.
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Planchette
thanks for the love, dear. xoxo