Originally from London, England, but currently living in USA
Penguin the Cat
*50 tokens to enter contests
**Must have web-cam so EE can watch contestant
* M.U.S.T. Monday (Most Unusual Stroking Technique) - Stroke on cam. Whomever has the most unusual stroking technique wins!
*Monica Lewinsky T-Shirt Tuesday Contest -
To participate you must jizz on a blue or black T-shirt that you are currently wearing. Best jizz stain wins!
+100 Bonus points: Wear a blue dress and jizz on it.
+200 Bonus Points: Jizz on a consenting female who is wearing a blue or a black dress. (Not a blood relative.)
+300 Bonus Points: Stick a cigar up your bum.
*Jizz Shooting Contest -
Who can shoot their jizz the furthest. All you need is a measuring tape!
*Jizz on an Unusual Object - Fire your troopers onto an unusual object. The winner will be the one who makes EroticEngland laugh the most. (No small children or animals please!)
*One Guy and a Cup -
Spooge into a glass tumbler. The winner is whoever can fill the tumbler up the most.
Bonus points for drinking the spooge!
*Biggest Cock, Smallest Cock Contest -
You must appear on cam showing your length.
*Penis Puppetry - Dress up your penis like a puppet and/or make it do tricks. Best creativity wins!
*Hairiest Balls -
Show hairy balls or pubic area on cam. Hairiest wins! Bonus points for interesting shave job or shaved arse.
*Best Spooge Face (Facial Expression while cumming) - The winner is whoever looks like they are having the best happy ending.
*Danger Wank - The element of risk is what danger wank is all about, whether it be a shouting someone into the room just as you're about to cum and getting away with it or whether it's a wank in a public place. Winner is who gets away with it by the skin of their teeth.
*Salty Saltine Wanking Race (Soggy Biscuit) -
You will be paired with another opponent in EE's chat-room. You & your opponent must compete to crack one off as quick as you can. *Must be flaccid (soft) to start. Winner is whomever cums first, but there is a twist; you must cum on a biscuit, cookie or cracker. The loser has to eat the soggy biscuit!
*Torturous Tease - You and your opponent start off flaccid (soft) and EE will tease you in public chat. The winner is whomever stays soft the longest.
Dirty Dice -50 tokens to roll fuzzy dice.
Odds = Boobie flash;
Evens = Bum flash;
Snake Eyes = footsie flash;
Double Six = Poooosay flash.
*Public Chat: Various Contests; Cam-voyeuring (50 tokens for me to watch your cam).
*Private Messaging (PM): 100 tokens to add you to my friend-list. Mention you wish to be added to my friend-list in tip note.
*Groups, Privates & True Privates: Full nudity, dirty talking, bikini modelling, baby oil, cam-watching, wanking instruction, penis humiliation, foot shows, role-playing, domination, watching your fetishes on cam, etc.
***Follow me on: www.twitter.com/eroticengland
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