EviITex
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Profile Headline:
Banana Rental Expert
Last Login:
6 months ago
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About Me
Username:
EviITex
Gender:
Male
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Eyes:
Blue
Weight:
6 pounds
Height:
9 inches
Age:
111
City:
Country
Country:
South Georgia And The South Sandwich Islands
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Drink:
Occasional
Drugs:
Party
Occupation/Major:
Banana Rentals
School:
Bowling Shoes State University
Favorite Food:
Liquified Alpo & Cream Corn in a Sippy Cup
Pets:
Proud Owner of a Pet Stain
Automobile:
1979 Orange Pinto Stationwagon with Wood Paneling, Hedman Header and Anti-Exploding Gas Tank Shield
Tags:
EviI, Roof, Topsoil, Cornish Hen, Psycho, Post It Note, Goats, Chicken Lips
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
- Laughing at people who waste their life looking for the 'Meaning of Life'.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
- H2O, g0 (or gn), 10 2 4, 420 and food.
Favorite Books:
- 101 Sexual Uses for String Beans
- How to Knit C*ck Socks
- 101 Uses For Hand Lotion (Besides Your Hand)
- 10 Reasons I No Longer Have Sex With A Microwaved Watermelon
- How to Knit C*ck Socks
- 101 Uses For Hand Lotion (Besides Your Hand)
- 10 Reasons I No Longer Have Sex With A Microwaved Watermelon
What I Like To Do For Fun:
- Shit in my neighbors yard while reading his morning newspaper... then use it to wipe and put it back in the bag
Favorite Songs:
- I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
- Two Hookers And An Bowling Ball
- She Puts The Ho In Homewrecker
- Your Mom Takes It Deeper Than Your Sister (Instrumental Version)
- Two Hookers And An Bowling Ball
- She Puts The Ho In Homewrecker
- Your Mom Takes It Deeper Than Your Sister (Instrumental Version)
Favorite Movies:
- Beaver Gets A Boner
- The Amazing Mr. Clitterhouse
- The Curious Dr. Humpp
- The Amazing Mr. Clitterhouse
- The Curious Dr. Humpp
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
- I wore underwear 2 sizes too small to give myself a wedgie
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
- I would be where I already am so I am where I want to be if I could be anywhere right now
Hobbies:
- Taking Showers in months ending in 'T'
- Wondering Around The Neighborhood Looking For My Sanity
- Tickling Worms
- Wondering Around The Neighborhood Looking For My Sanity
- Tickling Worms
Talents:
- Smelling Good... and Fapping To Images Of EB and A99 while Rinsing Out My Nostrils
Perfect Mate:
- Mannequins, because they can't say 'Gimme Tokens BB'
Perfect Date:
- Rosita Palmento, her 5 Sisters, and a new bottle of lotion.
Turn Ons/Offs:
- 'Let Me Tip You Tex' / 'Tip Me Tex'
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
- I Have 4 Tokens
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