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Meaning of Life:
I'm sure I'll find it during my next adventure.
How about a few favorite authors instead:
Hunter S. Thompson
Sweat with Pop_Rox
Nuthin' But A G(oat) Thang, baaaaaby
GOAT CITY with TYCO on the beat!
Just a few favorites:
Trailer Park Boys (Movie and TV show)
Dazed and Confused
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Top Gun (OF COURSE!)
The Right Stuff
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'm always where I want to be.
Why the hell is this site asking questions about the perfect mate?
We go out, eat good food, drink good drinks, we have good conversation, I make you laugh and you make me laugh, then we go back to my place and watch Duck Tales.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Because you'll fucking love me!