Hi! My name is FunsizeNerd. Otherwise known as Alexandra or even Alex, for short. I am a very short (4'11') video-game-loving nerd. I'm very sassy and very sarcastic. I may sometimes apologize for it, but I probably won't mean it. Unless I really hurt your feelings. Then I will feel awful and beg for forgiveness.
I am not very articulate. I get tongue-tied easily and I can be kind of shy. Still, I'm very easy-going in my opinion! Takes a lot to ruffle my feathers and keep them that way.
I like to talk and I like attention. Give me good conversation and the focus of the room, and you have a pretty happy Alex.
Frequently Asked Questions
Who are you?
Did you not read above?! I'm Alex!
How did you come up with your username?
Well, I spent a couple days trying to think of a name that would best suit me. I'm one of those people that really likes to pick out names that represent them. I eventually came to 'FunsizeNerd' because it sounded bubbly and cute, which I happen to think is very like me. 'Funsize' refers to my short stature. 'Nerd' refers to my uncanny interest in videogames and technology in general.
Your ethnicity says 'Various'. What's up with that?
Weeeeeell, I'm a mixed mochasita (yes I made up a word). My mommy is German, Irish, Scottish and English. My daddy is African and French. Needless to say, I am definitely 'various' in my ethnicity.
How big are your boobies?
I get asked this a lot! I am a natural 34D.
How old are you/when were you born?
I am 23 years old (as of June 2012) and I was born on August 14th. That makes me a Leo!
Where are you from?
I am living somewhere in Washington, in the United States.
Are you really a graphic designer?
Sure am. I generally only work with web designing, though. I likes me some HTMLs.
Are you single?
Not anymore! I'm in a very committed relationship with a man who accepts what I do on here with no problems.
How many guys have you been with?
Sexually, I have been with two men and two women.
What do you do?
Stuff! Mostly make a fool of myself and be very giggly while naked. I do this mostly has a hobby, though, so experience is something I lack. If you would like to offer kind advice, I'm always open to it. Just drop me an MFC mail.
Do you have any toys?
Yes, I do! I have a pinky-red crystal jelly dildo that I have yet to name. I also have a G-spot vibrator named Buzz. Sadly, if you recall Waldo, he has gone onto greener pastures. I was a little too rough with him. My dear sweet Waldo. :(
What camera do you use?
I am currently using the Logitech HD Pro Webcam c910.
I heard so-and-so was talking about you. Are you going to do something about it?
Unless it gets really out of hand, I don't particularly like to address stupid drama. Sure, I have my moments of raaaaaaaaaage, but they pass very quickly. My policy is to respect members and models alike, and I expect everyone else in my room to do the same.
Do you do group and private shows?
I do! Please read the sections below about that.
What about cam-to-cam in public/group/private?
In private, I will certainly do cam-to-cam at your request. In group shows, I will also do the same. In public, you can ask me, and if I want to see it, I will say so. If I say no, or don't seem to respond right away, it's probably not a good idea to keep asking. Generally that means I cannot put my attention on you at that moment.
What turns you on?
Good question! I am an exhibitionist and a voyeur. I am submissive with men, and dominant with women. I love being pinned to the ground and manhandled. I love doggystyle. I love being carried and pinned against the wall. I even enjoy a good spanking every once in a while. Since meeting my new beau, I've found out I enjoy biting and anal. A lot. The only problem is I bruise too damn easily. Le sigh.
In public, you can expect naked goodness to be sure. I will mostly be giggling and chatting in public chat. Various public shows may make an appearance from time to time. (i.e. lotion shows, baby oil shows, etc.). Tips are always a wonderful surprise and I will thank you for each and every one.
Group is for teasing and slow build up to climax. Group shows are my selfish time. I will do whatever I desire to make me happy.
In private, it's just you and I. You are the focus of my desire, and I will do my best to make you happy. However, I do ask that you please make sure you send me a message beforehand asking if I want to do a private show. Just out of courtesy, that's all!