I'm a sweet guy (see my posts below), handsome (okay i'm not Brad Pitt and my cock reached 8 inches only on my best days, but then again I never thought BP was handsome and I hear he has a tiny Willie) I'm considerate, loyal, always kissed my mom, never kicked a dog, ... oh, but I do spank my monkey and choke my chicken when need arises... Maybe I should get a woman?
Meaning of Life:
to suvive it, and die like my mother, in her sleep... maybe the dream continues?
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Irish Whiskey, beautiful women, children's laughter, loving friends, BJ in the morning... not necessarily in that order
The Road, and anything else by Cormac McCarthy...still working on my own novel> soldier who falls in love with cam-girl, his only link with The World while death and dishonor all around him...how shall it end?
What I Like To Do For Fun:
philosophize.. and I do it best alone
Any Led Zeppelin, especially Stairway to Heaven, King Crimson, Yes, Gnarls Barkely, Righteous Brothers, also reggae, always feel I am in the islands, Carlos Ssntana, because this was the only CD we had while cruising Maui on my Honeymoon.
BladeRunner, The Road, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, and anything with Jack Nicholson , Harrison Ford, Sean Connery (My first son is named Sean, my second, Nicholas Harrison... to give you an idea)
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Is having sex with three women at once crazy?... Maybe, only if u can't get wood 3 times...The Force was with me that night.. lol
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Duceti-ma pe taramul pasaricilor, pronto!
Sailing (only a Butterfly - but perfect for two....join me?) Fishing (saltwater!!! private charter way to go.. hat those damn party boats), Hunting (Elk and deer in the fall. but love quail hunting the best because it is so challenging), Boating (SeaRay 220 - believe it or not Arizona has more boats per capita than any state in the US), Scuba Diving (took a class when I lived in Florida to get next to a girl...not only did I get my license, I later did a lot of deep submersion with her), Snorkeling (Baja baby, Puerto Penasco, its so close), Target Shooting (at the ex-wife, just kidding), Reloading (ammunition, cheaper and it is a great hobby), Four Wheeling (Kawasaki BruteForce 650 for me, various Chinese/S Korean toys for the boys), oh also pasarica plumbing...always looking for a willing partner... and maybe I will jump(once)from a perfectly good plane
My incredible humility. Yes, I am just that awesome. Also my ingratiating self-deprecation...oh did I mention.... I love pasarica on my tongue, or face...or...
sadly, still looking... but I know if and when I find her, I would forever see stars in her eyes... in the past, I have glimpsed the stars, but then I woke from the dream
TURN ONS: love to see, hear, smell, talk, laugh, and live,... best accomplished with a beautiful woman in near proximity
TURN OFFS: dieing during intercourse... before I cum... hopefully explosively (I mean the cum, not the death part)
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm a goddamn miracle of Modern Science! (RP McMurphy)