HannahHarte
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Meaning of Life:
I believe you must provide your own But I think that if you do your best to follow your conscience and although you're going to make lots of mistakes and probably have regrets no matter what, if you can know that even if you f***** up you did your best you know and minimize regret I think that's ideal. I think you need to share happiness in order to achieve it.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Jokes, dental floss, pets, curiosity, sleeping in, cookies
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Hang out, tell jokes, shop, drink, eat.
I tend to be pretty sexually submissive, although I can switch. I love sex and masturbating equally, to be honest. I super love blowjobs and I really try to do a good job.
I've been practicing deepthroating and I love giving a super wet sloppy blowjob. As far as receiving goes, I love butt stuff and cash.
Also, please be a gentleman and finger my ass while you fuck me from behind.
My favorite fantasies are trains, being used as a fucktoy/sex slave in public (kind of like Public Disgrace, but nowhere near the intensity), or being a sex robot. Yes, really. Also, I like upskirt stuff and having a at least two people finger me at the same time.
I like a lot of other stuff, and I am totally down for just regular doing it. I like to have a lot of accoutrement and accessories with me.
Favorite Movies:
Apocalypse Now, Jaws, The Shining, Silence of the Lambs, Get Out, Joker, The Big Lebowski, Tommy Boy, Tombstone, Zero Effect. 90% of what I say is just quoting Pulp Fiction.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Hmm well when I was a little kid, I used to get my cavities drilled without Novocaine, in middle school I told a substitute teacher to shut the fuck up, in high school I had an affair with an adult man that worked for my parents, I ran away from home partially to cast off my worldly possessions and attain spiritual enlightenment (that is so fucking stupid and naive I should get punched in the face for the rest of my life) and I smashed the tail lights in someone's BMW with a skateboard (this person was so much of a douchebag that when I admitted it was me it was like Colonel Jessup admitting that he ordered the Code Red). After high school I chilled out quite a bit although I did call my boyfriend's much younger brother and coax him into jacking off of the phone while me and my friend listened, and then a few years later I fucked another one of the brothers - it was a hot family what can I say....
But I don't know... I still think the craziest thing I've ever done is taking it over $100k in student loans.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Is time-traveling a place?
In my experience, here are the greatest pleasures available: making out, laughing, inappropriate laughter, picking your nose, getting a massage, having a meaningful interaction with another species, touching boobs - especially mine
Hobbies:
Is rolling my eyes a hobby? 'Cause i like to do that. I like being creative. I like joking, laughing, deep diving random topics, working on my disguises, pointing out flaws in the movie you're trying to enjoy... gerunds, abbreviating adverbs, etc...
Talents:
I know how to correctly use an apostrophe.
Perfect Mate:
That's not a thing but I am very attracted to confidence, humility, intelligence, humor and compassion. If you laugh at my jokes, I'm yours forever.
Perfect Date:
I really like to hang out and talk and joke around. So anything where we are having a lively intelligent conversation and also laughing hysterically is my idea of a great time. I like going to museums or exhibitions or performances, so I would start there but I'm open to suggestions. What I don't want to do is go play pool go do stupid go karts go watch you play in your band or go watch you do anything with your friends really. That's boyfriend stuff.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Top three: smart, funny, confident.
Bottom three: cheap/stingy, ignorant, aggressive, phoney, dishonest or just having a shitty attitude (that's MY thing). You're right, that IS more than three. Go ahead and add missing the point to the list.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
That's entirely up to you. However, common sense would tell me that it's because you can't stop thinking about me. Now that you've met me you realize that your life is never going to be the same. Every time you see me, your heart starts pounding in your chest and your hands tremble. Every cell in your body is desperately calling out for the unparalleled sexual gratification that only I can provide. But that's just an educated guess.
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About Me
Username:
HannahHarte
CamScore:
1206
Gender:
Female
Body Type:
Athletic
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Red
Eyes:
Hazel
Weight:
155 pounds
Height:
70 inches
Age:
37
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Bisexual
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Moderate
Drugs:
Occasionally
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
My job is loving you.
School:
2 BAs and a JD
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