Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some waking in, and try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Vibrator, My camera, a J, Lighter, and a quiet place.
Long Hard Road out of Hell, Abarat, The Zombie Survival Guide, The Earth Children Series, The Book of a Thousand Sins, anything by Stephen King, How to Make Love like a Pornstar, I love biographys, I love reading how others manage through life and I love horror or anything really fucked up! If it's got some hardcore sex scenes, then that's a bonus!
What I Like To Do For Fun:
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System of a down, Mindless Self Indulgence, Die Antwoord, Amanda Palmer, Sublime, Rob Zombie, USS, Metric, Lady Gaga, Grendel, Pink, Marilyn Manson, BuckCherry, Emily Autumn, Metallica, ICP, Dethklok, The Misfits, Apocalyptica, The creepshow, Dropkick Murphys, Wumpscut, Rammstien, The Beastie Boys, The Bloodhound Gang, Tiger Army,
ZOMBIES! If its about a slow moving, brain fiend I love it! Cartoons are some of my favourite things ever. I also have a thing for musicals and anything horror.
Getting stoned and going on long walks with my dog, LARP, photography, sewing
I suck cock like I invented it.
Going for coffee or a drink. Somewhere you can actually talk without shouting. Maybe smoking a joint.
*Turn ons*: toys, oral, thick cocks, a sense of adventure, bondage, open minds, class & ass.
*Turn Offs*: rude people, Bad Hygiene, lack of enthusiasm, lazy English,
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: