Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Live every day like it's your last porn.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Porn, cigarettes, sex, food, and porn.
Bible and porn
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Fuck. Watch porn. Eat. Pray. Love.
Rammstein, rock, some country, pop, and porn funk,clasic/
Indie films and porn.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I once went a whole day without watching porn.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Bed. Porn. Touching self.
Sports, art, knitting,gardening,reading,sex and porn.
I speak fluent English, Italian, Russian, and Lithuanian. I'm also very good at watching porn.
Intelligent, educated, strong, and a gooddamn sex monster/Fabio. Turns me on, gets me off, and doesn't watch more porn than me.
Intelligence turns me on, stupidity turns me off. I like to be dominated, but I'm turned off by weakness. Sex turns me on, and castration turns me off. NO EUNUCHS ALLOWED!!!
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Because I'm good enough, smart enough, and gosh darn it people like me.