Hello world of mfc - I'm Joanie.

I'm streaming live, real money poker from the "great" state of NJ. No delay because stream sniping low stakes poker is ridiculous unless you're a troll with too much time on their hands. Actually, maybe it would be a bit funny to see someone try...

Valentine's Day Raffle!

Do you want to be my Valetine? Enter my Valetine's Day Raffle! Winner receives the following:

30 minute SKYPE date on Valetine's Day
1 month of KIK
First person to access my 1st MFC gallery

50 tokens per ticket
offline purchases get double tickets!
winner will be drawn live on February 12th, 2015

Room Rules

1. Yes, I'm a poker newbie. It's a hobby that I want to get better at, so if you'd like to critique how I played a hand... YES, PLEASE! However, a "you suck" message with no advice attached will get you a BAN.
2. Post all the dick gifs you want - they make me giggle.
3. Just sit back and have fun - don't ruin it for everyone else whatever that maybe. I'll BAN you.

I'm NEW and . . . that BAN button sends a thrill down my spine.