Meaning of Life:
Be good and do good! Even without any guarentees that you'll get anything good in return, do it any damn way!
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I don't know... let a crazy alcoholic woman back into my life?
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
in a lawyer's office signing the last paperwork to collect my $100 million payday from the U.N. for saving the Earth from utter destruction.
can touch my tongue with my nose
A day at the zoo. Wandering around and chatting about things so I can find out you're smart and funny. Taking pictures; some of the animals, but also lot of you! Having some lunch at the zoo cafe. Later, you say 'I'm having such a good time, it's a shame to end it. Come to my place and watch a movie.' We're still a little full from lunch, so a light dinner and good movie watching on the couch with the lights out. You snuggle closer, we start kissing, and don't stop until we pass out from exaustion!
Turn ons: Redheads, big eyes, large natural breasts, (any natural over fake, anyway. For small, I esp like poky, soft conical nips!), bi-women (esp kissing!), MILFs, lips and tongues, friendliness, nerd girls, chubby girls, moaning & dirty talk
Turn offs: drugs, smoking, mercenary attitude, piercings & tats, ignoring your audience (esp me!), loud music when I'm trying to listen to you
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm a good man... friendly, smart, and, funny!