JohanVonFaust
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About Me
Username:
JohanVonFaust
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Little in the middle
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Multi
Eyes:
Gray
Weight:
6000 pounds
Height:
2 inches
Age:
49
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Herb
Drink:
Heavy
Drugs:
Party
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
I kill people for a living. Shhhh... I never told ya that
Favorite Food:
Chipotle burritos
Pets:
Kitties (R.I.P) They were my 3 little daughters. :'( I miss you Nerma, Leia and Antigone.
Automobile:
It goes, 'Putt putt putt.. VAROOOOOOOM'
About Me:
I'm loud and obnoxious if I get to talking, you will either love me or hate me, there is no in-between and I'm ok with that.
I'm a chronic insomniac so I say dumb shit most of the time out of lack of functioning brain cells. I offend people easily so don't go taking shit I say personal, it's dumb.
I like sitting in PMs because groups of people annoy the fuck outta me. I'm still listening though. It's rare that I join open chat, so if I do then you're pretty fucking special and you should love yourself even more.
Don't worry, I'm not freeloading... I'm either deciding if I like you or not or I'm flat ass broke. Most likely it's the latter. Don't take offense, I tip well when I have tokens.
I'm a chronic insomniac so I say dumb shit most of the time out of lack of functioning brain cells. I offend people easily so don't go taking shit I say personal, it's dumb.
I like sitting in PMs because groups of people annoy the fuck outta me. I'm still listening though. It's rare that I join open chat, so if I do then you're pretty fucking special and you should love yourself even more.
Don't worry, I'm not freeloading... I'm either deciding if I like you or not or I'm flat ass broke. Most likely it's the latter. Don't take offense, I tip well when I have tokens.
Tags:
Tattoos, Piercings, Zombies, Rivethead
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
It's better to blow shit up than to fade away.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My kitties, my computers, tea, my iPhone, and my right hand.
Favorite Books:
Not much of a reader, but I love anything with zombies. Getting back into my Hulk comics after 25+ years.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Fill out profiles on websites with silly answers.
Favorite Songs:
Industrial/Electronica. If you know what a Rivethead is, then you know what I listen to.
Favorite Movies:
ZOMBIES! Zombies go, 'Braaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiinsssssssssssss'
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I stuck a finger into a light socket once and liked it. Seriously, I really did.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
At a tattoo shop.
Hobbies:
Staring at blank walls.
Talents:
I can out-stare a blank wall.
Perfect Mate:
Someone that will let me stick my finger in her belly button and wiggle it.
Perfect Date:
Sitting on a bench at the mall making fun of everyone.
Turn Ons/Offs:
What would turn most people off turns me on, and what turns most people on turns me off. Oh yeah, and boobs. I like boobs.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Because I am fucking awesome! You will never like anyone as much as you like me. I guarantee it.
Oh yeah, I also have a rockin pair of man-tits.
Oh yeah, I also have a rockin pair of man-tits.
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Adorableme4u
Browsing profiles and you seem fun to talk to! Check my profile and friend if you like 
DottieSue
hi ya hun x
Hell_Bell
TattooedPinky
If you like girls with tattoos and piercings, come check out my room sometime 
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Li_llla
get well! always glad to see you, my dear! friend 
MaryFreaky
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