Meaning of Life:
42 and Ramen.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Fishing. Thai food. Sailor Jerry's spiced rum. That garage smell. Red lip stick!
Favorite Books:
Anything by Chuck Palahniuk! On The Road, Jack Karouac. Anything Steven King. Anything by Hunter S. Thompson.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
See Hobbies and Five things I cannot live without
Favorite Songs:
Rockabilly, Psychobilly, old skool Punk, old skool Country (I don't mean George Strait... so don't ask).
Patsy Cline. Steve Earle. X. Billy Idol. Hank Williams, Hank III. Bikini Kill. The Distillers. The Dickies. DI. The Cure. Reverend Horton Heat. Mad Sin. AC/DC. Hayseed Dixie. Motley Crue. Twisted Sister. Motorhead.
Again... way too many to list!
Favorite Movies:
Zombie. Behind the Mask, The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Fido. Dead Alive. The Evil Dead Trilogy. Crybaby. Dirty Love. Breakfast at Tiffany's. Deathproof. Machete. Really... too many to list!
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Quit my day jobby-job to become a full time interwebz slut!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Getting fucked on the roof of a Jeep in the woods.
Hobbies:
Fishing. Hotrods. Camping. Collecting high heels... I have heels I've never worn! Um... fuck, I'm boring!
Talents:
JJBall
Perfect Mate:
I'm okay with me! I think I'm lots of fun to be around...
Perfect Date:
Hot dogs and beer at the demo derby!
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: Big furry mutton chops. Forearms. Mechanic hands. Missing digits. Bushy eyebrows. Manly men that smell like men (real men shower before bed, not when they wake up!)
Turn offs: Rude people, fer shure!
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Cuz I'm awesome! I'm super friendly, I love to laugh and love to laugh at myself!
This is my full time job and I take it very seriously. I give all of myself to this. However, I'm here to enjoy myself and put on the best show I can so treat me well and enjoy!
I want every session online to be fun and entertaining... I don't want to be boring, it's not worth my time or your tokens to be boring!