Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is: 42... although it's really 41... (Don't ask... It's a geek thing.)
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Family, air, water, food, love. (Money could be useful too.)
But the question is, 'Where is the love?'
I guess the quest for knowledge will have to do for now, until love comes along.
Favorite Books:
The Boat of a Million Years, Timescape, Timeline, The Ancient Engineers, anything by Clarke, Anderson, Asimov, or Crichton... I read lots of books, but mostly scifi & technical stuff.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Lots of things... But mostly your mom.
Favorite Songs:
Almost every genre, but I'm not much into most country. My favorite genres are classic rock & metal.
Favorite Movies:
Too damned many basically... But, in the last few years, Zombieland, The Avengers, & the Ironman movies rank pretty high on my list.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Not telling... but it was with your mom.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
New Zealand or Scotland
Hobbies:
Various stuff... Currently I'm in the iPhone app racket.I enjoy reading, singing, playing the guitar & piano, & doing your mom. All that good shit.
Talents:
I have a few... Just ask your mom.
Perfect Mate:
Intelligence & a good personality go a looooong way for me.
I mean what guy in his right mind wants to be with a dumb, shallow blonde with nice hooters, a firm tight ass, tight wet pussy, & a willing mouth anyway?
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYING?!?
Perfect Date:
No such thing... Unless you count my right hand. Such a gentleman... On the other *hand*, my left hand is a LYING, CHEATING, BASTARD!!! Once he's had his way with my butthole, he NEVER calls, even though he said he would... And I know he's been with other women... (In hindsight that sounds REALLY gay. Fuck it, I'm too lazy to hit the backspace key. And yet I entered all of this text acknowledge this fact, instead of deleting the previous said text. Hmmm... what does that say about me? Perhaps I'm a closet homo who likes sweaty man meat in my poopchute? Nah... Although... there WAS this one time at band camp...nevermind.)
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn offs: Stupidity, vanity, selfishness, etc.
Turn on's: Take the turn off's & flip them...
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
There's a reason?!? REALLY?!? Wait... is it that I'm doing your mom?