ON HIATUS, RETURNING THIS SUMMER. Missing me? Tip me some bones offline.
killerkunt,70s Pussy Fro,double rainbows,fuck yo couch,eructophilia,sarcastic kuntsack,fuck your sticky notes,fuck your whiteboard,toothless hooker,bum jizz,NOT the girl next door,one testicle,huge asshole,burping,beer,OMFGWTFBBQ
a midget with a mirco-peni to tickle my veergina.
In all seriousness someone who is good with their hands (creative and can build things) a great cook, a great lay. Someone who will worship me :). An all around badass!
A pizza & some beer on a blanket in the woods by a river listening to some good tunes whilst getting stoned and then going skinny dipping in the water. Not too specific am I?? lol.