If you're searching for the meaning of life from a nude model on a sex site, youre probably WAY off track :P

*******LACEY'S FAQ:*******


Q: Whos that in your window?
A: Nobody, Im on the 3rd floor


Q: Do you have a boyfriend?
A: Yes


Q: Does he know you do this?
A: Yes (see T-bone in my comments)


Q: Do you make good money here?
A: Absolutely. Many thanks to my regular customers and fans!


Q: Can I pay you to have sex IRL?
A: No. Im a stripper not a prositiute.


Q: Can I have your email/yahoo/myspace?
A: No - you can email me through this site though. I always check my mail, and always reply.


Q: Do you REALLY have five kids?
A: Yes, I do. When Im oncam they are at Grandmas. If I wasnt a mom Id be stripping at a club making 10X the money I get here :P

Q: What do you do in private?
A: Whatever you ask (legal!!) Typically - toys, anal, dp, fist, dirty talk. You name it.

Q: Will you do ______ in private?
A: Most likely! If you have a special fantasy you want acted out in private - PM me with it and Ill let you know if Im game.


Q: What *dont* you do in private?
A: Ass to mouth. No illegal crap either!


Q: Do you squirt?
A: NO. Its pee. Dont even START with me about the skenes/bartholins glands. Im seriously going to write an article on this. Pease dont bring it up in my room.


Q: How much in tips will it take to get you to _______?
A: Try and see!


Q: How come you dont do hardcore shows in public chat?
A: Because the owners of this site (aka my BOSS) say 'no hardcore in public'. I like my job and wanna keep it, so if you wanna see my 8in dildo in use...buy tokens and go private!

My Children. W, T, C, G and H

Currently reading: The Book of Massage by Lucinda Liddel Recently read 'Dealing with difficult people'. Before that it was 'Butterfly' by Katherine Harvey. Loved the Harry Potter Series and The Humanure Handbook (google it for a laugh!)

I was a preachers wife in a SUPER conservative church for 8 years. No music, no pants, no tv, no alcohol, no good sex. Im loving EVERY MINUTE of being free now. ANYTHING new is fun to me. Theres music to hear, movies to see, things to do. Recently Ive been to a basketball game, a hockey game, cirque de soilei, nice restaurants, beaches. And of course, Im enjoying playing online :p

Come visit my room and find out! Im an American girl, so Ive acutally got good stuff playing and I DO take requests :) As for my personal music taste - Allll over the place....indie, rock, some rap, pop. I listen to the words mostly, so if the lyrics hit home, its on my 'favorite' list.

Action/Adventure or Suspense types. Not much of a 'chick flick' girl. I can enjoy any kind of movie so long as I I have good company. Dont even HAVE to watch the movie *wink*

Craziest thing EVER? Had five babies! Craziest thing sexually? I showed up at my boyfriends door wearing my old cheerleading uniform from highschool (sans panties of course). Ponytail, pom poms and all. I told him I was lost, and looking for the highschool, and couldnt he PLEASE help me with directions. He showed me which way to go, and I was *so* grateful, I just HAD to thank him....by showing him my tight little pussy under my skirt and how I LOVED to use my toys. He was so excited he decided to help me out with a LOT more than directions!

In the hot-tub, bubbles on fullblast, halfway into my second beer and debating about consetllations.

Hobbies? Isn't that those things you do in your spare time before you have kids?? Im a single mom, I work fulltime, and cam when Im not doing either of those. Sleep? Nah :P If I HAD time, Id be coaching cheerleading or dance and going to school to become a paralegal. I also have been known to cook, sew, crochet, write and play with website design. Also, not that its probably going to be very applicable here, but Im exremely well versed in Bible theology :p

Im an Ex gymnast, dancer, and college cheerleader (ya, let your imagination run with THAT info) I dabble in some website design and database interface/programming (PHP with SQL for the geeks out there) Ive been told I can give one HELL of a blowjob.

I really dont want one right now. Im happy raising my babies and living my own life. Why complicate it? If I had to answer, Itd be someone as sexually un-inhibited as me, has a sense of humor and doesnt take himself too seriously. I also think I mentioned I <3 nerds.

Any place we can talk, joke and generally get to know you. People, their lives, lifestyles and points of view faccinate me. I love going out for coffee to just people-watch.

Turn ons: Confidence. Chivalry. A good mind. Wit. Good communication skills. Turn offs: Arrogance. Conceit. Pollitical correctness.

Because I love nerds? Because MILFs are more fun? Because I have half a brain? Because I have a cheerleader outfit, perky titties and a killer ass?