LanaRyan
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She's a wild child, got a rebel soul and a whole lot of gypsy wild style :)
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About Me
Username:
LanaRyan
CamScore:
2410
Gender:
Female
Body Type:
Slim/Petite
Weight:
120 pounds
Height:
70 inches
Age:
36
Country:
Antarctica
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Light
Drugs:
Never
Occupation/Major:
Design/Advanced Farm Ninja Studies
Favorite Food:
Peanut Butter
Automobile:
Saving for an old RV to restore!
About Me:
I want to be Chris Pratt when I grow up.
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Lana Ryan
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Whatever you want it to be. I'm an existentialist in that regard.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
How about 13?
1. Ill-planned road trips
2. Laundry straight out of the dryer
3. A pencil and sketch pad
4. Friends who make me laugh until I cry
5. People who like to hold hands (not enough hand-holding going on in the world if you ask me!)
6. People who know how to kiss a woman's neck in juuuuust the right way (and who enjoy doing it :))
7. Awesome nicknames (especially ones that make abso-fucking-lutely no sense)
8. Oatmeal
9. When you're checking out at a store and your total comes out to be a whole number. It's like winning the fucking lottery. Well, a really shitty lottery that leaves you poorer than you were when you started. But still.
10. Scary stories!!!
11. The number 11
12. JRE and Radiolab
13. Breaking the rules
Favorite Books:
Sex at Dawn
Night
How to Win Friends and Influence People
Everybody Poops
The Giving Tree
And yes, Harry Potter...
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Think about socially unacceptable/awesome names I can bestow upon my children. Yes. Like Chalupa Batman.
And either skinny dipping or embracing a never-nude lifestyle. I'm unpredictable that way. Keeps shit interesting.
Hobbies:
Graphic designer.
Enjoys spreading Christmas cheer strictly in the months of August and September (guess what month it is almost is???)
Lived in Australia twice (once for school at the College of Fine Arts in Sydney and once to live out my fantasy of living on a farm and castrating sheep/defending hen houses from deadly brown snakes. Basically I was a fucking farm ninja).
Loves traveling and making art (currently working on a series of abstract sex positions. Because...um...duh).
Also enjoys baking healthy weird paleo shiz and embracing my inner crunch-tastic hippie into the wee small hours of the morning. This is usually accompanied by copious amounts of red wine. Or peanut butter. It's a toss up.
Talents:
Eating straight out of my pots and pans when I'm feeling like being a rebel. No, a trendsetter. Nay, an advocate for decreasing water consumption by cutting down on extra dishes...okay, sometimes I can't be bothered to transfer my morning oatmeal to a shmancy bowl. Sue me.
Deferring student loans. But really. I somehow managed to talk Sallie Mae into giving me a 2 year 'courtesy deferment.' There is no such thing. And yet...I have it.
Making mulled wine.
Saving ridiculous internet memes and funny photos on my phone so that if someone tells me they're having a shit day, I can immediately respond with something akin to this:
http://zirkus-der-nacht.tumblr.com/image/5873552097
Urban foraging. I ate cactus the other night. Yup. Let that sink in. I'm a badass.
Perfect Date:
Camping!
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parkerosu
its been a while again! hope all is well
matrixon
marry me 
parkerosu
hi sexy girl
xxxwinningxx
ohhh hey gurrrrl!
BillMolotov
happy NYE to you and your full equipped mini-van. <3
LanaRyan
Haha! HP LOVECRAFT, johnwayne53, Bill and Lee love you guys!
Happy Holidays!!! See you after Pagan Christmas 
MUAH!
MUAH!
johnwayne53
BillMolotov
can't wait for the pie.
rydemcowboy
...and did i mention she's as hot as hell!!!
rydemcowboy
i've been on this site a while now and lana is without a doubt one of the nicest, funniest and coolest(in the dorkiest sense possible) cam models i've met so far!!! so if you don't have anything nice to say draco, don't say anything at all...
:theDraco:16940638
This is a blood drinking, soulless parasite on the ass of humanity. It is everything that is wrong with the world. It is a burden to humanity. It's like a black hole. It sucks everything that is good and real out of the world. It is an it, not a real girl. I tried to warn you.
:theDraco:16940638
This is a blood drinking, soulless parasite on the ass of humanity. It is everything that is wrong with the world. It is a burden to humanity. It's like a black hole. It sucks everything that is good and real out of the world. It is an it, not a real girl. I tried to warn you.
xxxwinningxx
I missed u last night. Time difference
honney4
hi love, sweet kisses to you, welcome on MFC, hope you have lots of fun and fortune here. rated and admired you and also sent you a MFC mail.
xxxwinningxx
I sent u an email.
MC5livesON
fanbloodytastical - you know its refreshing when someone arrives here and does it different - well done Lana Ryan - different, classy, sexy, and altogether worthy of having big audiences. xxxxx
RomanianRaven
Hello let me be the first one to welcome you to MFC. I rated you 5 stars and admired you. Good luck on this site