Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
She is a champagne princess,
A little 4:20 hunny.
A splash of class and sass,
All mixed up in a whisky glass.
She has a heart of gold,
And a soul thats old.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
The ocean, beach, and/or pool, lip balm, hot showers, body lotion, and of course, PORN!
'1984' by George Orwell is definitely my #1, 'The Catcher in the Rye' by J.D. Salinger is a close second, then there's the erotica stuff I like to read, like, 'On the Island' by Tracey L. Garvis, 'Release' by Beth Kery, 'Island Nights' by P.J. Mellor, and Fifty Shades of Grey by E. L. James. I'm currently reading Sky Walking by Tom Jones.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
SO many things! I masturbate and I watch porn, I watch movies/watch tv, I read a little, I like to be outside/at the beach, I dance to music, I occasionally have drinks and eat out, I love to workout, I swim and lay in the sun, I like to car spot, fiddle with technology, and watch shows on ancient alien history and [adult swim]... and that's half of it! The list is so long!
I love it all, but I'm really a 80s girl at heart!
Comedies! Some horror, some thriller, some scifi, some Disney... I tend to watch tv shows a lot more than movies. World's Dumbest, Ancient Aliens, Naked and Afraid, Alone, Walking Dead, The Killing, Orange Is the New Black, Making A Murderer, etc...
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
The list is long, like really long... I'd be happy to tell you all about my crazy times in private! Just ask me!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Naked on a deserted tropical island... No, seriously. No social media, no clothes, no drama, no concrete walls; just my naked self and a beautiful tropical island. I'd also love to go to Amsterdam one day, and Greece, too!
Being outside, swimming/the beach, "nesting" (cleaning, organizing, decorating, etc), being silly, masturbating, being lazy, being adventurous...
I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue! No, really, my tongue is that talented! I know a lot about 80s Alternative music. I am flexible. I like to do naked cartwheels. I'm pretty tech savvy, as well.
Someone who's kind, knows how to be sweet, loving and caring, has an open mind, is interesting and can keep a conversation going, is frisky in and out the bedroom, someone passionate about everything in life, from sex to interests, and likes to spoil their lady!
A long walk on the beach after anal... no means yes, and yes means anal!
Rude guys. Egotistical assholes. Womanizers. (Unless it's a submissive role-play!) People who have a low self esteem, don't know how to handle it, and act out because of it. Also, I will take cum anywhere, but I HATE it in my hair! Also, not a big fan of playing 20 questions, and I really don't appreciate guys who think MFC is a dating site...
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm a social misfit, but I'm like an iceberg... there's so much more to me beneath the surface. I am unique and not like the rest, and that I can promise you. I have a personal policy that I don't beg, ask for, or request tips, but I appreciate every single one, from tiny to huge, immensely. I have followed my policy for almost 9 years and I am damn proud of it!