Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
I hope there is an afterlife so I can waste that too.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Weed, Pussy, Beer, Conversation & Hope. (in that order.)
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I smoke like a hippie and drink like a pirate. I chase girls and write comedy material. I'm your typical struggling artist.
Everything but country/western
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Crazy stuff y0
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Eastern Europe, Latin America
Ganja, Girls, Games, Guns, Gangsta rap
I have a five inch tounge and can breathe thru my ears.
A & B cups. Shout out for B cups. I <3 cam whores
I hug on first dates
Whores are a turn on.
Virgins are a turn off.