Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
If you've found your way to MFC as I have then you would probably agree that life is about fun, pleasure, and getting in touch with what really makes you happy...or in this case, turns you on and gets you off!!
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Sex (men and women), chocolate, exercise, the outdoors, long hot showers...do I have to stop at five??
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Tune in frequently to see me with my bestie, Belle. We both love to chat, flirt and perform for all of you but there's nothing hotter than the two of us enjoying some quality girl time together...in the bed, on the floor, in the kitchen, by the lake, or in Lexy's Liquid Lair...a.k.a. my ridiculously oversized shower!! Pop in for a private with Lexy and Belle and we promise you the time of your life!!
Love the funny stuff...not a horror fan. If it makes me laugh, I'm in. If it makes me think or feel deeply, I'm probably gonna like that as well.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I'm sure everyone is going to think this is as made-up as my perfect date, but I swear (and have plenty of witnesses to back me up) this is a true story. I once had sex in public with two guys and another girl on a bed surrounded by about two dozen people. After one of the guys came and the girl had to take a water break (I tend to keep going, and going, and going like the little pink bunny) the other guy and I kept going at it and I totally lost myself in the pleasure. I was on my back, tilted to my left side while he fucked me deep and hard with a thick, 9 inch cock while pushing my stilettoed right foot back over my head. At that point, I decided I wanted to roll to my right side and get penetration from a different angle. So, without thinking, I swung my left foot across my body and repositioned myself on my right side. Then I noticed the guy had paused and I looked up to see why...then I saw the blood! When I swung my foot from left to right across my body, my 5 inch heel caught him across the right eyebrow at the outside corner of his eyelid and split it wide open. What was the craziest part of all of that? While water-break girl dabbed the blood off with her soaking wet panties, he and I kept right on fucking till we exploded in orgasm and collapsed on the bed. I still talk to that guy and every once in a while I see him and he'll show me the scar. Proudest injury he's ever incurred and definitely one of the greatest, craziest nights of my life!
I'm an athlete and an outdoor kind of girl. I live on a lake in a very warm, humid climate so I'm all about boating, water-skiing (love snow-skiing too), reading, hunting, fishing, gardening, swimming, watching college and pro sports (fave is college football)...and my favorite place to have sex and/or be naked is...you guessed it-outdoors!!
I was a competitive gymnast for more than 10 years. Though hard on body physically, the upside is that I have managed to retain my flexibility with regular workouts, teaching yoga and pilates and coaching gymnastics. I also have a Gene Simmons tongue that comes in quite handy with both men and women. No, I don't have the KISS mask, but if I did, I would totally wear it during oral...heeheehee.
I'm a sucker for a great smile, love an athletic, muscular physique, a great sense of humor; not only about life but someone who is comfortable laughing at themselves. Life is way too short to take it, or yourself, too serious.
Let's see...there are a couple but the first one that pops in my head is a sensational dinner on the beach of an exotic, little-known island where we're all dressed up and are privately tended to by white-gloved waitstaff who bring us all my favorite foods prepared to 5-star quality (including the pizza and wings). After enjoying every morsel, we peel off our duds, not feeling the least bit bloated, drunk or fat and enjoy a late-night skinny dip in the cool, crystal clear ocean while the full moon rises high over head. Then we head back to shore where a giant, plush, canopied bed awaits us for hours of mind (and body) bending sex until the sun rises and we start to notice all the couples who have been watching, and enjoying what we thought was our private, intimate evening. Then I pick out my favorites from the throng of clapping, cheering hotties and we spend the day in a sweaty, sex-crazed stupor until I wear everyone down to complete exhaustion and no one can move, speak or function. Then, I hop on a small, wooden boat and sail off into the sunset to find my next adventure. Man, I wish that would happen to me for real!!! That's a bucket-list fantasy for sure!
Turn offs: Pushy jerks who disrespect women, bad teeth, onions, not making eye contact, discriminatory or elitist behavior, egomaniacs.
Turn ons: Sex outdoors, biceps, great teeth, gorgeous smiles, giving blow jobs, my girlfriend, being on the water, to name just a few.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
My glittering personality of course; that, or watching me masturbate with my legs behind my head. I'm an intelligent, independent woman am very comfortable with my sexuality and enjoyment of the provocative side of life. I'm a guy's girl. I love sex, sports, food and the outdoors. I love women-their bodies, their charms, their touch. I have a dirty, twisted, dry sense of humor and am not easily offended. I enjoy men and women equally, love to flirt, tease and perform and my greatest thrill in life is to fulfill the ultimate fantasies, desires and pleasures of others.