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LinkStatic
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Profile Headline:
Who the fuck is this God guy? Why has he fucked every woman I've been with before me?
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About Me
Username:
LinkStatic
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Muscular
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Brown
Height:
75 inches
Age:
38
City:
Chicago
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Occasional
Drugs:
Experimented
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Computer Programmer
School:
No place you've heard of.
Favorite Food:
Depends on my mood.
Pets:
none
Automobile:
anything I can get for cheap.
About Me:
Ask away...I might even answer.
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
*insert philosophical comment here...something about how reality is a paradox trapped within a paradigm created by a flawed species supposedly created by an infinite and omnipotent being* Or we could just fuck and drink?
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Air, Water, Food, Sunlight, and Sex
Favorite Books:
Anything by George R.R. Martin, Timothy Zahn, Michael A. Stackpole, and Aaron Alston
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Depends who i'm with, and what they're up for.
Favorite Songs:
Rock typically, though I will listen to any song that's good.
Favorite Movies:
Shawshank Redemption, Sunshine, Serenity, Hunted, Spaceballs, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, and many more.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
My ex girlfriend...she's the craziest thing I've ever done.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
An isolated beach with a beautiful woman I'm in love with.
Hobbies:
Martial Arts, Video Games, Video Editing, Poker, Frisbee Golf.
Talents:
Sounding like I know what the hell I'm talking about when I'm talking out my ass. Remembering obscure facts that are unimportant for day to day life.
Perfect Mate:
Intelligent, Funny, laid back, sex drive that keeps up with mine, kind, cuddler, someone who can't help but smile when they see me and makes me smile in return.
Perfect Date:
Having a good conversation, other than that I don't care what we do.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons: Dirty talk, directness, someone who likes to play (both sex and day to day), and sometimes into the submissive little girl act (depends on my mood). Turn Offs: Fake people, trying to be something your not, being given the run around, and being compared to past boyfriends on anything
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Tall, dark, handsome, funny, intelligent, great job, and great friends. I sure hope there's someone interested in that out there....
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KillMe_KissMe
YourGrlShelby
5 Stars in my BOOK !!
So glad you grew up to be a Premium !! LOL
Thank You for being you!
XOXO
KillMe_KissMe
You're awesome, dude. <3
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