Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Favorite Books:
Favorite Songs:
Favorite Movies:
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be right here.
Hobbies:
Playing videogames, writing (mainly about videogames), making nerdy cross stitches, baking, cooking, fucking.
Talents:
I can write, sing, and act pretty well, I'm a genius in the kitchen and I could probably kick your ass at Halo.
Perfect Date:
Dinner at a swanky restaurant, then back home to play Xbox and fool around until the early hours.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turns Ons: Lovely people who are polite, funny, charming, and know how to spoil a girl!
Turn Offs: People who beg, nag and never tip!
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I can be a little shy, but once you get past that, I'm a wild, fiery thing with intense passions and huge love and generosity for those I love.