MadMae
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Relationships are like a box of chocolate. Who the hell wants to have just one piece when there's a
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Username:
MadMae
CamScore:
831
Gender:
Female
Body Type:
Ample
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Red
Eyes:
Blue
Age:
38
City:
Jabumblefuck Pa
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Bisexual
Smoke:
Occasional
Drink:
Light
Drugs:
Party
Marital Status:
Separated
Occupation/Major:
Hospitality Management
Favorite Food:
Sushi
Pets:
1 Cat, 2 fish
Automobile:
Old Pile of Junk
About Me:
Oh my, you know what? I hate 'About Me' sections. There is just so much to know, and so much of it changes so often. I'm a very fickle person who changes as quickly as the pace of a river as it flows down a mountain. I'm open minded, and open hearted, so please, just ask me anything, and I'll give you the most up to date answer I can.
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Red Head, Ginger, Submissive, Crazy, Toys, Curvey, Big Boobs, Bisexual
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Meaning of Life:
Never deny yourself the beauty your life can show you. It's there, you need only open your mind and be willing to see it.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My laptop, music, Minecraft, Pen, Paper
Favorite Books:
Anything by H.P. Lovecraft, F. Scott Fitgerald, or Melissa Marr. I'm particularly fond of Tolkien's unfinished story collection, and The Hobbit (not to decry LOTR, it just feels like Reading through Genesis in the Bible sometimes.) Honestly though, I enjoy whatever book's blurb appeals to me enough to get me to pick it up and read it. I just love reading. Even if a book is terrible, I will usually still enjoy it for the purpose of giggling at it.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Read, Write, Minecraft, and anything listed in my hobbies section.
Favorite Songs:
I love pretty much all music. What I would call my 'favorite' changes completely based on my mood. Some of my regular all time go-to's though are Nine Inch Nails, Tom Waits, Gogol Bordello, Skrillex, Twisted Sister, Eve 6, Toadies, Madelien Peyroux, Etta James, Lords of Acid, Chumbawama, The Eagles, and the list goes on and on and on in an equally random and confusing manor.
Favorite Movies:
Funny Face, Zombieland, Lo, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Ahhhhh! Zombies!, Anything from Tarantino, so much more that I can't even think to list it.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Ran naked down Grandview Avenue at 3 am just to dance on one of the benches at the scenic overlook while shouting 'Pittsburgh is my truest lover!' at the top of my lungs.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Sitting in the garden of a little French chateau, overlooking a lovely vineyard and sipping a glass of perfectly aged wine from said vineyard as I read a book, or write my own.
Hobbies:
Writing, sculpting, drawing, kayaking, hemp braiding, singing
Talents:
I think those kinda mimic my hobbies really... I can also cook a bitchin' turkey, bake a pretty sweet cherry pie, tie a not in a cherry stem with just my tongue, read tarot with some accuracy, and charm goldfish.
Perfect Mate:
Someone who's open minded enough to live with my very unconventional lifestyle, and who understands that I will never be capable of being with only one person permanently. They have to know that wanting other people doesn't mean they aren't my only love, but that by nature of being truly bisexual, i will always crave the other gender just as much as I do them. They have to be adventureous, both in and out of bed, and always willing to try new things. They have to see the beauty in the world, not just complain about the shitty parts, and they definitely must love children and animals. I want someone who will treat me like a lady, but who is also willing to let me be myself and do things for myself when I choose to, not just treat me like some helpless kept woman. I also like my women to be women, and my men to be men, but they have to be willing to give a little on the traditional rules of such.
Perfect Date:
I don't know really. It all depends on how our personalities mesh up. I like things that are random and spontaneous, but at the same time, I like some of the more traditional things. If a guy showed up at my door with a dozen roses, and told me to back my hiking boots, a fancy salsa dress, and a swim suit, but didn't tell me where we were going, then gave me cause to change into all three of those things over the course of the evening, that would be pretty damn awesome in my mind. One crucial thing though, is ending the evening with a perfect kiss. If that kiss should lead into something more, then great, but that kiss, that perfect, end of the night, just the right moment kinda kiss, is crucial.
Turn Ons/Offs:
I love confidence. There is nothing sexier to me than someone who knows what they want and is willing to say so. Intelligence is also super turn on. Biggest turn offs are illiteracy and poor manors. If you can't say something in an intelligent, well constructed way, then just shut up. And If you're rude, just move on. Oh and food noises. I can't handle noisy eaters.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I may not be some wizened old head, but I've lived allot in the years I've had, and I have allot of great stories to tell. And yes, I am that kind of person that you can ask anything, so ask away ;-)
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