Max_Cummins
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"Maybe Ill live so long that Ill forget her. Maybe Ill die trying."
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Username:
Max_Cummins
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Average
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Hazel
Weight:
220 pounds
Height:
74 inches
Age:
49
City:
Sin City
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Heavy
Drink:
Heavy
Drugs:
Experimented
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Max Cummins - Private Dick
School:
ACME Private Detective Course
Pets:
Thumper my Rottweiller
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Meaning of Life:
"Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man."
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Favorite Movies:
Jeff: "That's not the way to win."
Kathie: "Is there a way to win?"
Jeff: "There's a way to lose more slowly."
Jeff: "That's not the way to win."
Kathie: "Is there a way to win?"
Jeff: "There's a way to lose more slowly."
Talents:
"Okay Max," I said to myself, You're a tough guy. You've been sapped
twice, choked, beaten silly with a gun, shot in the arm until you're crazy
as a couple of waltzing mice. Now let's see you do something really tough....
like putting your pants on."
twice, choked, beaten silly with a gun, shot in the arm until you're crazy
as a couple of waltzing mice. Now let's see you do something really tough....
like putting your pants on."
Perfect Mate:
Johnny: "Doesnt it bother you at all that youre married?"
Gilda: "What I want to know is, does it bother you?"
Johnny: "Doesnt it bother you at all that youre married?"
Gilda: "What I want to know is, does it bother you?"
Perfect Date:
"With my brains and your looks, we could go places."
Ned: "Maybe you shouldn't dress like that."
Matty: "This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about."
Ned: "You shouldn't wear that body."
Ned: "Maybe you shouldn't dress like that."
Matty: "This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about."
Ned: "You shouldn't wear that body."
Turn Ons/Offs:
[Turn Ons]
"I was thinking about that dame upstairs, and the way she
had looked at me, and I wanted to see her again, close,
without that silly staircase between us."
[Turn Offs]
"You know what he'll do when he comes back? Beat my
teeth out, then kick me in the stomach for mumbling."
"You like money. You've got a great big dollar sign there
where most women have a heart."
"I was thinking about that dame upstairs, and the way she
had looked at me, and I wanted to see her again, close,
without that silly staircase between us."
[Turn Offs]
"You know what he'll do when he comes back? Beat my
teeth out, then kick me in the stomach for mumbling."
"You like money. You've got a great big dollar sign there
where most women have a heart."
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