Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
my dishwasher, my camera, my flip flops, dark roast coffee, Oudh.
Cruel and Unusual Punishment
What I Like To Do For Fun:
i like to save those plastic trays that mushrooms come in.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
It involves a time machine. I'd go and have a look at 3015..
repurposing everything in sight.
The clit doesn't juggle or make coffee but it'll put you in your place in no time at all.
I'm not fussy. I'l take anyone who can worship. It really IS all about me.
Depends who's being tied up.
Turn ons: irreverence, intelligence, candlelight and patchouli.
Turn offs: all shades of grey.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
The older I get, the less patience and tolerance I have. I can deal with you if you're stupid, but if your heart is dark, I cannot.