Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
To be alive
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Food, water, oxygen, porn, and my right hand
Favorite Books:
Atlas Shrugged
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Sleep
Favorite Movies:
Star Trek, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Die Hard, Clerks, Atlas Shrugged, Real Genius
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Nothing. I am boring.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
A shallow grave
Hobbies:
Video game modding, Golf, Masturbation
Talents:
I can hammer a six inch spike through a board with my penis
Perfect Mate:
Sense of humor with a bit of a silly side. Good listener. Decisive decision maker. Independent.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Indecisive,
Neediness
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
None, if you don't share my values