MonkeyTouchr
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Profile Headline:
It's MonkeyTouchr (pronounced 'monkey toucher' not 'monkey torch'!)
Last Login:
6 years ago
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About Me
Username:
MonkeyTouchr
Gender:
Male
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Hazel
Weight:
215 pounds
Height:
78 inches
Age:
55
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Non Drinker
Drugs:
Never
Favorite Food:
Pizza
Pets:
Rabbit!
Automobile:
Not impressive at all
About Me:
I may not always have the most tokens, but I respect the models I view and try to have a laugh. I actually feel guilty when I'm in a room and can't tip LOL! But when I can, I do, as generously as possible. I can't swing Private generally, but Group is great :) And you can just call me Monkey if you can't bring yourself to moan my entire name while you masturbate. And if you've read this far, tell me!
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Interests & Hobbies
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Pizza. Comic books. Nerdy games. The company of a wonderful female. Anal play =)
Favorite Books:
Seduction of the Innocent (look it up!)
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Entertain and be entertained by models on MFC.
Favorite Songs:
Zeppelin, Rob Zombie, most any 80s hair band stuff. Paul Gilbert is the MAN. I'm starting to regress into the 1970s, as that's when I really started paying attention to music growing up.
Favorite Movies:
Star Wars (original) Trilogy (read: I'm a geek), Animal Crackers (Marx Brothers classic), Oh Brother Where Art Thou?
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
wasn't very crazy.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be purchasing a winning lottery ticket...how many tokens would THAT buy?
Hobbies:
Somewhat nerdy gamer - PS3, 360, table top stuff like Warmachine, some RPGs (All Flesh Must Be Eaten mostly), card games - Magic, Ascension, AGoT; comic book fan; music and movies. Getting more into British TV shows...
Turn Ons/Offs:
Ons: HUMOR! A girl who bites her lip or just the tip of her finger (ya'll know what I mean)...INSTANT TURN ON. Messy Fun (food play), extreme close up views (when in the mood), sexy strip teases (when in the mood...and done correctly), tight clothes, NATURAL models, and sincere models. I know most models are here for the $, but acting like an actual person is much more attractive than trying to play a role (IMO).
Offs: The aforementioned role-playing model, rudeness, lack of humor, smoking weed on cam, blaring music on cam, and beggars (this goes for guests AND models). And no, I won't tip you to take a shot =)
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Fun, respectful, and generous when I can be. I'm not trying to hook up; I'm trying to have fun =)
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Seneca_Raven
Hey!!
MsLola_xo
funniest monkey fucker around
CherryTease
Miss you dude! We need you back 
xxx
xxx
CherryTease
COME BACK, LOL x