Moonpig
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Profile Headline:
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!!
Last Login:
1 year ago
Last Updated:
About Me
Username:
Moonpig
Gender:
Male
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Height:
183 centimeters
Age:
53
City:
Not saying - you could be a stalker!
Country:
United Kingdom
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Occupation/Major:
Pimp
School:
lol
Favorite Food:
Curry - oh yeah :-P
Pets:
Did have, but I put them in the curry
Automobile:
Debatable
About Me:
Never take anything I say as serious, am only messing with you..honest (except that bit of course..I meant that..or did I?)
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Never go down on a woman that wipes forwards
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
air, food, drink, doctors (including ambulances and hospitals) and pants
Favorite Books:
Colouring books (it would have been pop up porn books, but I still have the eye injury from before)
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I like to invite hobbits and small people to my house, have them stand behind me while I put my hands behind my back, and let them poke their arms through pretending to be my hands. Then I pay them lots of money to wank me off during a private, so their little hands make my cock look huge.
Favorite Songs:
Belgian Hardcore Trumpet
Favorite Movies:
Anything with naked women and guns in
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Stood on top of the pool table in a Heavy Metal Bikers pub and showed everyone my elephant impression..at least 12 times during the evening..then ran round the car park to show them how small my nipples got when cold..Fortunately my friend got me out of there when a big gay bald biker wanted to take me home for a private viewing ..phew
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
it would be in the tree of your garden with a telescope..er..I mean dinner at yours :-/
Hobbies:
Re-arranging my sock drawer and ironing my cock flat so I can slide it under doors and scare old ladies
Talents:
I can breathe through my ears
Perfect Mate:
A mirror with a hole in around waistheight
Perfect Date:
1. Preferably with a woman that isn't dead or made of plastic/rubber and filled with air
2. My hand
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn on's = Women with a sense of humour
Turn off's = Women with a penis (ok, I don't mind really, as long as it's not bigger than mine)
People that suck the end of thier own trousers
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
You'll laugh, you'll cry..it will change your life
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KateSquirtx
Very Special Man in all ways to me
**like u very much
**like u very much
Moonpig
Does this count as talking to myself?
DaviLiciousX
loverainn
are u ....lost?
loverainn
For a great friend that makes me laugh everytime......1000*hugs
What_A_Beauty
kisss you voted 5
voted 5
SweetAdnana
great guy ,i never tought that u can be so wonderfull even if i know u for a while.KISESSS
ChristalA
Hey there crazy boy. Been looking for you for a while, wanted to say i miss talking to you and listening to your jokes, i must say you make me laugh alot. How is life? Everything ok in there? I wouldnt want bad things to happen to the best male around here .
Take good care of you and let me know when you log on the next time, maybe ima catch your arm or leg and throw you to bed so we can go wild a lil bit .
Sweet kisses and take care.
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Take good care of you and let me know when you log on the next time, maybe ima catch your arm or leg and throw you to bed so we can go wild a lil bit .
Sweet kisses and take care.
Lilyvalle
Well its me not forced at all lol.Im not good in words but we know eachother for ages.... i know ive let u down so many times.. but are still my friend so it means a lot to me.thank u for eveything and just for being that real guy with panda eyes 
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ShakiraXXX
Hi there Mr.MoonPig
Well all i can say is that u r the firsth member on who's profile i wanna post something...wich could say it All....but anyway i still wanna say that u r one of the most intresting persone i have ever meet on any chat on internet...the most sexy,atractive man.Plus i wanted to added that when u say in ur profile about the ppls who will get to know ya will laugh and cry and change them life was all thrue...i mean it from the bottom of my heart.I had the most funny emotional moments with you
Ty for existing mister!!!!
Well all i can say is that u r the firsth member on who's profile i wanna post something...wich could say it All....but anyway i still wanna say that u r one of the most intresting persone i have ever meet on any chat on internet...the most sexy,atractive man.Plus i wanted to added that when u say in ur profile about the ppls who will get to know ya will laugh and cry and change them life was all thrue...i mean it from the bottom of my heart.I had the most funny emotional moments with you
Ty for existing mister!!!!